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12-12-2008 , 02:34 AM

JDLade

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I'll say my answer in a little bit I want to see what you guys think first

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12-12-2008 , 02:36 AM

phil0pp

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unarmed? doesnt matter amirite?

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12-12-2008 , 02:37 AM

Jokes

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do we get to communicate and plan a strategy going in? if so 2 or 3 if not like 10 b/c everyones gonna run

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12-12-2008 , 02:44 AM

JDLade

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ok well they're locked in a room thats like 4 raquetball courts big, plastic barrier between. They're told they're about to fight a lion in 2 minutes. They're all 5'10" and 170 pounds decent in-shape men. nobody cowers. The lion must be dead before they are released. Merely disabling the lion is insufficient.

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12-12-2008 , 02:45 AM

Dominic

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Originally Posted by Jokes

do we get to communicate and plan a strategy going in? if so 2 or 3 if not like 10 b/c everyones gonna run

you think you and two other naked and unarmed people, able to plan your strategy beforehand, could KILL A ****ING LION?

Are you insane? I'd put money on a three-legged pit bull vs. 3 naked people, much less a lion.

Assuming an average group of people who aren't all MMA fighters, I'd say you're going to need at least 15-20 poeple to even overwhelm and pin the lion down. Maybe more. You're naked with no protection - one bite or swat of razor sharp claws and you're incapacitated or dead.

Hell, I bet you'd need 30 people.

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12-12-2008 , 02:47 AM

Mayo

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Lions cannot be killed by humans.

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12-12-2008 , 02:48 AM

mr.giggles

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more like "how many naked people would it take to feed a lion?" AMIRITE?!?!?!?

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12-12-2008 , 02:48 AM

naaz

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how the hell would u even kill a lion with your bare hands?

like i guess you'd have to sufficate the thing or choke it to death which means getting awfully effing close to the teeth/claws

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12-12-2008 , 02:53 AM

JDLade

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Lions cannot be killed by humans.

that's what my friend thinks also. I'm starting to also think that: that lions are invincible
(like the lion would need to completely tire out and die from being punched and kicked perpetually, but it could kill 75+ people before that IMO

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12-12-2008 , 02:54 AM

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weHAVEaPROB

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lol i love this thread. imagining all of these scenarios is great. im pretty sure even if you had 100 people just like jumping up and down on his head, it would take a while for him to die.. lol

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12-12-2008 , 02:58 AM

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phil0pp

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eyeballs is obv the way to do it, but even to do that like 10 people would have to die before u could reach them

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12-12-2008 , 02:59 AM

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jigglypuffz

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this has been done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Zer79EZW0

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12-12-2008 , 03:02 AM

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weHAVEaPROB

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just freaking watch the first video. you will **** your pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNgwZgoKFc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUnJNxZWE1M

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12-12-2008 , 03:04 AM

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ashes of eight

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Originally Posted by Jokes

do we get to communicate and plan a strategy going in? if so 2 or 3 if not like 10 b/c everyones gonna run

2 or 3? r u out of ur mind? id say like .. 40.. tbh i dont think even 40 ppl could kill a lion.. it would take selfless sacrifice of ppl running in and piling on it which i doubt anyone would have the guts to do so the lion would jus t**** everyone up individually as the ppl ran around trying to get away . maybe like, 100 ppl

this reminds me of my friend who genuinely had an argument with me saying he wouldnt be killed by a lion because he "would just kick it in the face" and it tilted me so hard arguing with him

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12-12-2008 , 03:56 AM

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Soulman

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this reminds me of my friend who genuinely had an argument with me saying he wouldnt be killed by a lion because he "would just kick it in the face" and it tilted me so hard arguing with him

Was your friend Chuck Norris or Jet Li? Otherwise hahahahahaha nice friend.

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12-12-2008 , 03:59 AM

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Kevroc

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how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

Just one.

Because a naked man is bare.

And a bear >>>> a lion.

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12-12-2008 , 04:07 AM

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PEWWWW

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I'd say like 15-20 cuz after the first ones get killed you could like use there bones and **** as weapons and just like take the lion down with sharpened like leg bones..

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12-12-2008 , 04:12 AM

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12-12-2008 , 04:19 AM

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WinEvryRacex

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Originally Posted by PEWWWW

I'd say like 15-20 cuz after the first ones get killed you could like use there bones and **** as weapons and just like take the lion down with sharpened like leg bones..

what?

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12-12-2008 , 04:30 AM

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aao

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enough people willing to sacrifice themselves them to make a river of blood and drown the lion.

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12-12-2008 , 04:31 AM

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eighty6

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cook one human into steaks, feed to lion, when lion is pooping attack

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12-12-2008 , 04:35 AM

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vixticator

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exactly 17

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12-12-2008 , 04:56 AM

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Mad1337nes

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one.

I would just let it run at me full steam, move out of the way at the last second, and watch it break it's neck hitting the wall.

Then kick it...... lots of times.

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