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Old 10-02-2007, 07:31 AM   #1
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how long does it take for a fly to die?

So there was this hudge fly buzzing around my room, it landed on my half full bottle of raspberry white tea, so thinking quickly i grabbed the cap and managed to get the fly trapped inside, it's been swimming around for about an hour now.. how much longer will it last?
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:33 AM   #2
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

till you swallow it.
then maybe a couple minutes?
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:34 AM   #3
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

i'm not going to drink it obviously.. it can swim around in there pretty fast.
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:35 AM   #4
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

wtf. flies aren't bad for you.
and it might feel cool?
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:36 AM   #5
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

I wish it wasnt 7:30 in the morning, I want some KFC so bad for some reason.
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:40 AM   #6
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

prodonkey I tookyou off ignore yesterday, and your threads aren't exactly making me happy with that decision
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:52 AM   #7
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

Take it to the bath, get a boner, put him on the island and enjoy the wierdest hands free w*nk of your life.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:26 PM   #8
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

either 24 or 48 hours, i cant remember
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:30 PM   #9
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

swallow it and then swallow soem other animals that swallow each other
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:32 PM   #10
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

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swallow it and then swallow soem other animals that swallow each other
wow you should make that into a moview dude

like srsly imo

EDIT: or a book
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:36 PM   #11
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

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Old 10-02-2007, 01:09 PM   #12
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Take it to the bath, get a boner, put him on the island and enjoy the wierdest hands free w*nk of your life.
I dont even know what to say to that...
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:15 PM   #13
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

Adult flies live from 30-60 days during warmer months. In Northern areas, some adults may survive indoors for several months. It appears that flies continue to breed all year in low numbers in heated buildings such as dirty restaurants or incinerator rooms. In the spring these flies disperse to other buildings and increase in numbers rapidly.
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Old 10-02-2007, 03:46 PM   #14
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Re: how long does it take for a fly to die?

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Take it to the bath, get a boner, put him on the island and enjoy the wierdest hands free w*nk of your life.
I dont even know what to say to that...
sorry for the confusion, forgot to mention you have to pluck the wings off first.
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Old 10-02-2007, 03:56 PM   #15
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Take it to the bath, get a boner, put him on the island and enjoy the wierdest hands free w*nk of your life.
I dont even know what to say to that...
sorry for the confusion, forgot to mention you have to pluck the wings off first.
Did's I'm going to my happy place ..
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