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Old 01-08-2009, 03:15 AM   #1
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How the hell do you read craigslist ads? What does this stuff mean?

I don't ever really look through craigslist, genearlly speaking. I can't look through the personals because I have no idea what this crap means. Here's some ads.


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Back in (city) for school, can host or travel to (city). Open minded bottom, tell me what you have in mind. Your pic gets mine, be DDF, HIV negative, and height/weight proportional. Looking for NOW!

I understand all of this but DDF. What the **** is DDF?

Dark Delicious Food?

Dumb Demented Fox?

Desperate Degen Farha?




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Very cute, very hung, very tall GWM seeks a bud (or buddies) for jo, porn, and maybe poppers. I am respectful and understanding of those who identify as straight but who need some secret time with another man (or other men). Please be cute and have a big dick.
for jo? What the **** is jo? Coffee? WTF? Maybe poppers? WTF is poppers? I don't get it, I just don't get it. What the **** are these people talking about?



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still in (city), working long hours, cold outside, need to warm up. lots of success with last ad, plenty of real ****in hot bottom guys in (city). wouldnt mind some repeats. lookin to pound a few guys who can take a hot rock hard **** real deep, hot action, give you my full load and fill you up. i can host or travel. good looking, masculine. no pnp but p*ppers good. limited internet access. cant check emails often so need a way to contact you.

no pnp but poppers good? WTF is pnp? And again, poppers? wat?



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Ath/masc guy looking for another discreet j/o bud. 34yo bi guy here. 6'1, br/gr, 170. Looking for similar or younger, in shape guys to put on some porn and get off. Send pics/stats
j/o? What the **** is j/o?

Jack Off?

Jacob O'reily?

Jesus O RLY?


And what the **** are the stats? What are they, sports players or something?
.... I guess those would be called athletes ...


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Hello, I'm looking to have fun on Wednesdays... at lunch and/or maybe in the evening. I'm 5'7 140 bl/gr 6-7cut. I like oral, jo, and anal. I am also open to other suggestions. Please be HWP. Race is not an issue.
What the **** is HWP?




I don't know, I just don't understand this stuff. Anyone know what the **** these people are talking about?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:17 AM   #2
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Re: How the hell do you read craigslist ads? What does this stuff mean?

I found my apartment on Craigslist and the ads weren't like this iirc.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:20 AM   #3
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lirva this is some sick self ownage
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:21 AM   #4
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if jo = coffee does that mean you will give it up? if so pm me for starbucks
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:30 AM   #5
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lol ur a gay.

nah, never been there. It sounds nice though.

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:37 AM   #6
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Re: How the hell do you read craigslist ads? What does this stuff mean?

1. Poppers

Amyl Nitrate. Refers to a small, usually brown bottle of solvents or the solvents themselves, which are sniffed, usually during homosexual sex by the bottom. Amyl Nitrate boosts blood pressure, relaxing the anus and making anal sex more comoftable. Also known as snappers.

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:40 AM   #7
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Re: How the hell do you read craigslist ads? What does this stuff mean?

looks like you're browsing through gay personals...which is umm cool

I assume jo and j/o are the same = jack off
stats = statistics

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:42 AM   #8
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1. Poppers

Amyl Nitrate. Refers to a small, usually brown bottle of solvents or the solvents themselves, which are sniffed, usually during homosexual sex by the bottom. Amyl Nitrate boosts blood pressure, relaxing the anus and making anal sex more comoftable. Also known as snappers.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/


wow. That's .... insane. .. That's pretty weird.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:44 AM   #9
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1. Poppers

Amyl Nitrate. Refers to a small, usually brown bottle of solvents or the solvents themselves, which are sniffed, usually during homosexual sex by the bottom. Amyl Nitrate boosts blood pressure, relaxing the anus and making anal sex more comoftable. Also known as snappers.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/


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Old 01-08-2009, 03:53 AM   #10
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ygos??

I know DDF = disease and drug free

not sure about other gay acronyms
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:57 AM   #11
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pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:57 AM   #12
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well the only thing i can decipher is a guy saud another guy... so that makes him ghey

amirite?
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:01 AM   #13
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ygos??

I know DDF = disease and drug free

not sure about other gay acronyms

Disease and Drug free? Can anyone confirm this? Sounds right ... but not sure.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:15 AM   #14
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you can sniff poppers too and its like a quick little high
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and im pretty sure OP is gay
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