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Old 01-27-2010, 03:08 PM   #1
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How to get a 3 way with wife...

Posted this in the "when you gonna let me tap that thread", but I wanted a separate post as I thought I might have something here....

In a nutshell, I have a facebook friend who is a major hottie I knew in high school... she is getting divorced and is all messed up. Started chatting with her and I proposed a 3 way with my wife... hot chick is up for it.

So, BBV, how do we get a prudish wife to go for this... anybody with actual experience please reply!

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Old 01-27-2010, 03:08 PM   #2
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

whats wrong with her face?
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:10 PM   #3
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ask bogan for advice
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:11 PM   #4
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

do you plan on being with your wife after the 3some? if so, quietly pay your cheque, leave, and never think about this again.

serious advice: tell the girl to contact your wife directly and claim it was all her idea. if wife is into it, you win, if she's not, you feign disgust, you win
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:12 PM   #5
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

try hitt......ahhh nevermind
ask her nicely?
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:13 PM   #6
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

Im not answering that stupid question. The more important question is how did you and this girl even get onto the subject of a threesome with you and your wife? I would really like to get myself into a convo like that.

Edit: NVM I see the chat now from other thread. So basically tell you wife while you get ya 2nd wind they can still be going at it. More pleasure etc etc.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:15 PM   #7
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

You will never have a threesome with your wife unless she's the one who brings up the possibility. If you bring it up to her, she will be hurt and resent you for the rest of your life.

Also, even if she is up for a threesome, it will ruin your marriage.

Don't do it. Keep it as a fantasy.

If you want to bang other chicks that much, get a divorce.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:16 PM   #8
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

It seems to me if we are talking 3-way we are missing a couple of pictures.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:17 PM   #9
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

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You will never have a threesome with your wife unless she's the one who brings up the possibility. If you bring it up to her, she will be hurt and resent you for the rest of your life.

Also, even if she is up for a threesome, it will ruin your marriage.

Don't do it. Keep it as a fantasy.

If you want to bang other chicks that much, get a hotel room.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:17 PM   #10
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Im not answering that stupid question. The more important question is how did you and this girl even get onto the subject of a threesome with you and your wife? I would really like to get myself into a convo like that.
Read the text conversation... I pretty much asked for it after idle chit chat...

I didn't think the girl would bite, but she did!

Realistically, this has a small chance of happening given my wife. I think the advice about having the girl contact her is the move... trouble is, they don't really know each other.

I was thinking that if I could put together a "random encounter" and we just happen to meet at a bar (much alcohol will be needed), that is the best way. Given the girl is up for it, she can try to soften the wife up.

Trouble is, this would be AWESOME in the short run, but not so awesome in divorce court methinks.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:19 PM   #11
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just show the guy a picture of your wife and ask him nicely LDO.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:23 PM   #12
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

Step 1...

speak to your wife about sexuality and how sex doesn't equal love and how you actually love her whereas other girls you had sex with in the past... you just kinda had fun, because that's what sex really is to you, fun

Step 2...

Get her a bit drunk, alcohol is the major catalyst in everything in life... this is no exception. We are who we really want to be after we have a couple drinks, even a veteran drinker like myself will let things come out I would have ordinarily censored.

Step 3...

Try to get HER to jump YOU with it. This is really difficult to do, but it involves dropping hints, making suggestions that are open and leaving ideas around in such a way that SHE will end up wanting to ask you.

Step 3a...

If you can't get her to jump you with it, you have to try and escalate things. Make sure the girl is around you guys a couple nights and is a fun person to be around. If your wife enjoys the girl's company you might get her to do stuff like makeout with her and stuff... especially while drunk. If they've already played with eachother's boobs, really, it's not that huge a leap to make them play with their clits.

If your "prude" wife still doesn't want to, it's not going to happen. Enjoy marriage, it's beautiful. For better or worse, ha ha.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:23 PM   #13
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Started chatting with her and I proposed a 3 way with my wife... hot chick is up for it.
You cheated already, my as well bang hot chick 1-1.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:26 PM   #14
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You cheated already, my as well bang hot chick 1-1.
Never cheated - I can easily have the 1 on 1, but that isn't in the cards. Must be consent... wife and I are partners!
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:28 PM   #15
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Re: How to get a 3 way with wife...

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You will never have a threesome with your wife unless she's the one who brings up the possibility. If you bring it up to her, she will be hurt and resent you for the rest of your life.

Also, even if she is up for a threesome, it will ruin your marriage.

Don't do it. Keep it as a fantasy.

If you want to bang other chicks that much, get a divorce.
elaborate plz....

even though im not married or close to it I still think about the threesome as a way to stay faithful/honest yet not monogamous... I mean do you think this applies for damn near everyone? and what conditions would have to be true for it to not apply?
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