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TheWuzi 08-15-2009 07:25 AM

how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
ok so i was in this big brawl a couple of nights ago infront of dave & busters and while me and my friends (like 15 of us) were stomping out these two dudes, this van comes out of nowhere and starts slamming into people like bowling pins, the first time i was sideswiped and was so pissed off that i attempted to punch through the drivers side window and punch the driver but i ended up just f***ing my hand up and ended up looking like a little b****. and it would have been so much cooler if i could have shattered the glass and caused the car to explode or something especially with all the girls watching, man that would have been so tight. if you guys can offer me any tips on to how to punch through a car window then that would be great. thanks bbv.

Biko 08-15-2009 07:27 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
i hear if you punch near the petrol cap at the side of the car, it will explode after two punches. it's so cool

Quagmyer 08-15-2009 07:28 AM

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http://www.boxedart.com/phpshop/medi...ireIron150.gif

ashes of eight 08-15-2009 07:32 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
i was probably 16 and got into it with some kids at a red light and one of them jumped out of the car and punched the passenger window out of the chicks car i was in in one punch, he wasnt a big guy either. i was like, lol that kid definitely just broke his hand. then she called the police and they put a notice out for all the hospitals to contact them if someone comes in with a broken hand, which happened, and he was arrested.

reefdawg 08-15-2009 07:33 AM

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http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m...estroy-car.jpg

Tapow Dayok 08-15-2009 07:33 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Biko (Post 12508562)
i hear if you punch near the petrol cap at the side of the car, it will explode after two punches. it's so cool

Takes me three punches, but Biko might be stronger than me.

ursine cotcher 08-15-2009 07:34 AM

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elbow

ashecounty 08-15-2009 07:35 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWuzi (Post 12508547)
ok so i was in this big brawl a couple of nights ago infront of dave & busters and while me and my friends (like 15 of us) were stomping out these two dudes, this van comes out of nowhere and starts slamming into people like bowling pins, the first time i was sideswiped and was so pissed off that i attempted to punch through the drivers side window and punch the driver but i ended up just f***ing my hand up and ended up looking like a little b****. and it would have been so much cooler if i could have shattered the glass and caused the car to explode or something especially with all the girls watching, man that would have been so tight. if you guys can offer me any tips on to how to punch through a car window then that would be great. thanks bbv.

15 on 2. You are a real tough guy.

LadyHoldem 08-15-2009 07:36 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
My sister and me tried to get into her car with a cast iron skillet once, bounced off everytime. We actually had to resort to finding the other set of keys :/

reefdawg 08-15-2009 07:40 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyHoldem (Post 12508623)
My sister and me tried to get into her car with a cast iron skillet once, bounced off everytime. We actually had to resort to finding the other set of keys :/

dibs

TheWuzi 08-15-2009 07:40 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ashecounty (Post 12508619)
15 on 2. You are a real tough guy.

no, it was their 6 on our 1 friend, until we all came outside and it all of a sudden became our 15 on their 2. and the other 4 who ran away showed up in a van.

TheWuzi 08-15-2009 07:55 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 8_high (Post 12508596)
i was probably 16 and got into it with some kids at a red light and one of them jumped out of the car and punched the passenger window out of the chicks car i was in in one punch, he wasnt a big guy either. i was like, lol that kid definitely just broke his hand. then she called the police and they put a notice out for all the hospitals to contact them if someone comes in with a broken hand, which happened, and he was arrested.

lol are u serious?

Quote:

Originally Posted by reefdawg (Post 12508602)

LOL

Albino Lord 08-15-2009 08:28 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
You break car windows the same way John Kreese did in Karate Kid part 2--aim for a little asian dude and miss. Twice.

Wannabe Profitable 08-15-2009 08:37 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ursine cotcher (Post 12508615)
elbow

+1 obv elbow is covered with fibre( jacket, hoodie etc)

jediandimaster 08-15-2009 08:52 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
headbutt with open eyes.

CRUDEFINDER 08-15-2009 09:00 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
Obviously, you must use the hammer fist to avoid breaking your hand. It also helps if the window is closed tightly for added tension on the glass.

Handwerpen 08-15-2009 09:15 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
if you srsly try this you either brake/bruise your hand or you cut it all up

my advice: don't try this

KruZe 08-15-2009 09:22 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
i approve of this 5 star thread

noisy_the_Rhy 08-15-2009 09:23 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
what were u fighting about

Handwerpen 08-15-2009 09:24 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
i do martial arts

ashiXIII 08-15-2009 09:30 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
I think OP should go practice on all the cars parked on his street

ianisakson 08-15-2009 09:42 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
wear a ring with a porcelain fragment on it, it will break the surface tension and voila you look really strong. I once saw a high school janitor break a window on a car with pretty much no effort just by pushing a broken spark plug into the window. pretty slick imo

Mr. Z-bomb 08-15-2009 11:21 AM

Re: how do you smash a car window with your bare hands?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jediandimaster (Post 12509117)
headbutt with open eyes.

and keep trying till it breaks.
go to a junkyard and practice.
also don't reproduce.

Mad1337nes 08-15-2009 11:28 AM

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TL;DR

reef beat me to it.


2nd answer: you dont, use your head.

Mad1337nes 08-15-2009 11:30 AM

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read.... lol, fk; jedi owned me too


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