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08-15-2009 , 06:18 PM

Porthugz

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 143

Alright so Im at my mom's for the summer I got a whole house for myself and my friends just left so Im alone playing poker for a bit.

I was playing a set of sng's and currently going through a downswing.

Last set I was loosing basicly every allin getting called by **** well nothing new...

So I punched the wall and basicly made a whole the size of my fist in it

Beat: I broke the muthaf***in' wall
Brag: With my fist
Variance: How do I explain this?

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08-15-2009 , 06:18 PM

zinn0

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,933

tell her you tried hitting it

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08-15-2009 , 06:19 PM

zinn0

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,933

also, it could have been a lot worse:

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Originally Posted by Porthugz

Beat: Broke my hand
Brag: With a wall
Variance: I like ****

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08-15-2009 , 06:19 PM

Pawntificator

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,094

Get a pet rhinoceros quick

Last edited by Pawntificator; 08-15-2009 at 06:20 PM. Reason: fix it with some drywall and spackle

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08-15-2009 , 06:25 PM

zinn0

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or drywall and spackler...

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08-15-2009 , 06:42 PM

Tartufo

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

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Originally Posted by Porthugz

Beat: I broke the muthaf***in' wall
Brag: With my fist
Variance: How do I explain this?

Essentially this boils down to the crucial difference between bosons and fermions. Your fist and the wall are mainly composed of fermions, two of which cannot be in the same quantum state at the same time. Were they made of bosons, your fist would have gone straight through without a trace lol!

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08-15-2009 , 06:46 PM

Porthugz

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 143

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

You sir are good! Ima use that

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08-15-2009 , 06:59 PM

Jackitos

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

I'd just be like "Wow, how the hell did that happen?"

Last edited by Jackitos; 08-15-2009 at 07:00 PM. Reason: obv

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08-15-2009 , 07:01 PM

IceMountain

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,348

Go to a hardware store and fix that sh**

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08-15-2009 , 07:58 PM

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FishTapper

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12

Tripped on her vibrator and fell forward into wall. She should really watch where she leaves that thing...

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08-15-2009 , 08:10 PM

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Gim_Mick

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 373

Tell her you brought a girl home. While banging her from behind she put her head through the wall...

Since your mom is worried that you are ghey, she will be thrilled.

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08-15-2009 , 08:12 PM

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jefkve

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,453

Poster of course...

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08-15-2009 , 08:20 PM

#13

The Brickie

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

She'll never notice.

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08-15-2009 , 08:36 PM

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chancelor1

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 104

Tell her it's obv her fault for not aborting a ******ed baby.
just kidding.
Just fix the damn thing.

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08-15-2009 , 08:50 PM

#15

rufus147

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Originally Posted by jefkve

Poster of course...

nicely done sir

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08-15-2009 , 09:02 PM

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ashiXIII

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,620

huh? she's gonna be pissed either way. real response: just fix the damn thing and apologize

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