Was drinking for 4 days because of the national celebration. Don't really remember around 2 of them except Quaresmas goal, getting hit in the back of the head by some dude and spilling soup on brand new neighbors table. And i think i lost my bicycle, but not sure.
Yesterday was running to my neighbors place during severe thunderstorm to get keys from the electricity room. Neighbor was passed out while his pregnant wife like 8 months in is providing for the family, she drives to the market every evening selling veggies in a 20 yrs old Volkswagen. If i didnt knew him i would probably think he is dead, but he is simply drinking EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Brag: Didnt get hit by a lightning;
Beat: Feeling pretty bad and probably would have been better to get hit by a lightning;
Variance: Worst thread ever;

Voted "Bastard", obv.

I read nothing itt except title.

...but, how could you not?

good question

how could you?

I don't have the temperament or the durability to

not sure how could i, but tl;dr obv

YES YOU CAN!

FYP

this made me lol


so this

Don't ask yourself, 'Why can't I hold all these limes?"



Instead, ask yourself, 'How can I hold all these limes?"

how can i....

auto complete in Google is showing "how can i keep from singing"

How can I get beef in India?

wow

hehehe