Q: How do you turn a fox into a cow?






A: Marry her.

anorexia is a hell of a drug

I used to date this girl named Lauren when I was 23 that was really hot but (Skinny, Blond, Blue Eyes, Perky Big Boobs, Nice Ass) but was SUPER Bitchy and dumped her because I couldn't stand her anymore although you sure as hell better bet I tapped that. Anyway, she ended up gaining weight as she got older (I don't really know why, she never got married, she's only 31 now so she isn't old and last time I met her which was two years ago she was as bitchy as ever.) anyway she gained somewhere between 100 - 150 pounds since I dated her and and she was in the 120 - 130 range then so she's pretty damn massive now, it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen (She reallly was an absolute BITCH). Let me paint you a picture, she has Cellulite EVERYWHERE, Arms that I don't even see how she lift's up, Boobs that no braw should have to hold, a just absolutely massive gut, and all I have to say about her thighs are DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! It doesn't help that she doesn't even seem to have noticed her gain and still dresses like before. Me and my Wife will check out her facebook sometimes just for ****s & giggles (She doesn't like her either, she called her the "c" word) and it's just funny as hell to see her now. I'll try to give you guy's some pictures of this, it beats the Most Devastating Gain Pics.

Prepare to Cry... or should I say die a little... http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/9...athappened.jpg Brown Hat with Light Blue Sun Glasses http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2157/thewhale.jpg Thats right boys and girls Shamu exist and she's massive. The hard part was finding a before picture, finally found one on her old myspace and yes, that picture is her facebook profile picture. I used Paint to put in the Before and After on the bottom of the pics, not very good I know but i'm not a Pro.

fyp, and

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that's a good one

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Haha I know guys I think this might be the best thread in the history of the internet.

And thats not photoshop i'm serious...

And here's another one of her that I found that's pretty goddamn disturbing, she may have actually lost some weight because this is back from March and she looks bigger, only other notable difference is she has her hair died red.

little fishy when it has the symbol for the site its on in the lower right corner

That's not a symbol; it's an actual life guard tower...used for scale

I submitted it to that site, it's a funny beach photos website, the borders are straight from Facebook/MySpace.

Florida is the reason for the bathing suit pics btw, sorry about that.

serious , this thread is the nuts