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True, but alcohol has a very high caloric value. Liquor such as vodka contains 64-72 calories per ounce (depending on proof) so 2 shots of vodka is the caloric equivalent of a 16 oz Coke.

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06-08-2011 , 05:39 PM

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Gizmo

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That and the calories from alcohol are completely devoid of any nutritional merit. Add in mixers and you get some doozies as far as calories go. A large long island ice tea can have something like 1200 calories in it.

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06-08-2011 , 05:43 PM

#729

xbeatax

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Mixed drinks are scary

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06-08-2011 , 05:50 PM

#730

Gizmo

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I made myself crave a pina colada

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06-08-2011 , 06:05 PM

#731

MataWispar

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This is how alcohol makes people fat.

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art29977.asp

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06-09-2011 , 12:09 AM

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Eazye1269

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This thread is so wrong still gagging

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06-09-2011 , 01:11 AM

#733

Kevroc

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Originally Posted by Eazye1269

This thread is so wrong still gagging

If you want to learn how to lose that reflex.. we have a thread where we ask the ladies any question.

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06-09-2011 , 01:22 AM

#734

Hardball47

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Originally Posted by vyk07

And the MOST DEVASTATING OF ALL TIME

No, this can't be right. It has to be a look-alike.

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06-09-2011 , 01:56 AM

#735

Hardball47

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Originally Posted by *******

My High School Sweetheart was a good looking blond with a great personality and nice smile. Here she was 18 years ago:

Spoiler:

Now flashforward 18 years later after 5 kids and a failed marriage. Please don't be shocked.

Spoiler:

What the hell? What is this, I don't even....

This can't be real. Just NO. You're pulling a fast one on us here.

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06-09-2011 , 02:17 AM

#736

csull23

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The last two sets have physically hurt me.

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06-09-2011 , 05:41 AM

#737

c4m1k4z3

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i call bull****, people didnt use to dress like that 18 years ago, and pictures would look worse/have the date hardpressed onto the image

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06-09-2011 , 06:30 AM

#738

Hardball47

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Originally Posted by c4m1k4z3

i call bull****, people didnt use to dress like that 18 years ago, and pictures would look worse/have the date hardpressed onto the image

Confirmed fake in later pages.

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06-09-2011 , 06:55 AM

#739

JayTeeMe

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Originally Posted by Stagemusic

Failed chemistry did you? Do you want to phone a friend or ask the audience before making this your final answer?

No, I got all As in chemistry on the way to my Molecular Biology degree. I'll stand pat.

/me being a douche

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07-25-2011 , 01:00 PM

#740

PokerSpiv

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This is the saddest thread of all time

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07-25-2011 , 02:18 PM

#741

Bagonirix

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yet you bumped it.

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07-25-2011 , 06:39 PM

#742

A_C_Slater

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And it shall come to pass that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink. And instead of a bikini, a muumuu and instead of chiseled abs a gut, and burning instead of beauty. --- Isaiah 3:24 (ACSV)

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07-26-2011 , 01:38 PM

#743

Couldbebetter

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Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1

Was crazy hot:

Introduce a new diet:

And a husband:

BAM:

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07-26-2011 , 01:40 PM

#744

Gizmo

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She wasn't really that hot before. Though she may have been crazy. I can't tell from the pictures alone.

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07-26-2011 , 02:07 PM

#745

Duluth

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I'm never getting married. 99% of girls just balloon and let themselves go.

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07-26-2011 , 02:27 PM

#746

lasthand man

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I would prefer chubby over skinny any day of the week. There are limits though! I don't want a gross fat pig but when I grab a women I like to be able to sink my hands into her! I would love to have 90% of the after pics for a women!

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07-26-2011 , 02:33 PM

#747

DePokerGod

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Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,311

This is an epic thread. Cheered me up so much. Hey life aint so bad after all lol.
I mean imagine marrying a hot chick and ending up with a fat chick.
Jesus. LoooOOoooL.

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07-26-2011 , 02:41 PM

#748

lasthand man

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 616

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Originally Posted by DePokerGod

This is an epic thread. Cheered me up so much. Hey life aint so bad after all lol.
I mean imagine marrying a hot chick and ending up with a fat chick.
Jesus. LoooOOoooL.

and just think once your married you can post pics of how hot your girlfriend was and how fat she got cause it will happen!! Or you'll just marry a hot bitch and she will leave you for half! lol funny cause it's true!

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07-27-2011 , 03:31 PM

#749

SalmanRushdieFTW

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Originally Posted by vyk07

And the MOST DEVASTATING OF ALL TIME

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Originally Posted by Dcpepper12

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not the pole vaulting chick FML!!!!

IS THIS CONFIRMED REALITY!?!?! IF SO HEADASLPOLDE.JPGG

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07-27-2011 , 07:15 PM

#750

Pok 7's

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,292

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Originally Posted by DePokerGod

This is an epic thread. Cheered me up so much. Hey life aint so bad after all lol.
I mean imagine marrying a hot chick and ending up with a fat chick.
Jesus. LoooOOoooL.

Q: How do you turn a fox into a cow?

A: Marry her.

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