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08-13-2012 , 06:05 PM
"Na Cola Darcel Franklin, 31, and her fiance Billy Rafael Brewster, 36, were planning to tie the knot at 10 a.m. on Saturday, but at some point during the night, Franklin and Brewster began arguing, Steve Luksa, first deputy to the Lehigh County District Attorney, told ABCNews.com.

In the heat of the argument, Franklin allegedly stabbed Brewster twice with a kitchen knife, police said."

4l be warned, crazy girls are good for two things: laying and keeping things interesting that's it. If you meet a girl at a strip club and take her home, good for you but don't marry that crazy chick! The article doesn't say where they met but I'm guessing it was either Walmart, a strip club, or a dive bar.

http://gma.yahoo.com/bride-accused-m...opstories.html
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08-13-2012 , 06:06 PM
pics of sexy knife?
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08-13-2012 , 06:28 PM
no U
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08-13-2012 , 06:37 PM
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08-13-2012 , 06:50 PM
you are the pele of terrible threads
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08-13-2012 , 06:57 PM
I dont plan on ever finding out the pros and cons of being married
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08-13-2012 , 06:58 PM
pros?
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08-13-2012 , 06:58 PM
Marrying a pro or a con sound bad.
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08-13-2012 , 07:13 PM
They sure would be hard to get rid of.

Oh mah gawd ma, he's like, so stable!
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08-13-2012 , 07:18 PM
Getting married to a psycho seems to be -ev. I agree.
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08-13-2012 , 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
Getting married to Imbrokeson seems to be -ev. I agree.
fyp
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08-13-2012 , 08:48 PM
Kristy and Gizmo just keep in mind. After you get married and start acquiring shared assets (most notably 401k) it will at some point become very +ev to just get a hitman when it all goes down.

Kristy - you may already know this.

Gizmo - your first marriage may not have taught you this as you married a broke ass bastard.
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08-13-2012 , 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
Getting married to a psycho seems to be -ev. I agree.
LK doesn't seem like a psycho to me.

A sicko, maybe, but I'm cool with that.
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08-13-2012 , 10:26 PM
I am too. (handshake)
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08-13-2012 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Kristy and Gizmo just keep in mind. After you get married and start acquiring shared assets (most notably 401k) it will at some point become very +ev to just get a hitman when it all goes down.

Kristy - you may already know this.

Gizmo - your first marriage may not have taught you this as you married a broke ass bastard.
It is a complicated age:money ratio. At a certain point women lose the ability to replace them adequately so we must keep them around for arm candy or sex.

At that point you just work on crushing their spirit so they don't talk to/annoy you. See any 50 year old fishing alone or wood working in their garage on a Saturday for details.
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08-14-2012 , 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
...it will at some point become very +ev to just get a hitman when it all goes down.
I would suggest watching a few of those late night forensic/detective shows first, especially if its your first time. Mostly just avoid large life insurance policies, affairs on the computer and shallow graves and everything will be fine.
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08-14-2012 , 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
Getting married to a psycho seems to be -ev. I agree.
But we do it anyway.

Last edited by Kevroc; 08-14-2012 at 01:24 AM. Reason: i blame lead paint chips
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08-14-2012 , 06:09 AM
Talking about psycho, there was once a guy on an episode of QandA show who claimed 1/100 people is a psychopath. I consider it a high number but on the other hand, it's only 1% of population.
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08-14-2012 , 06:30 AM
Marriage was OK....it's the kids that change everything imo.
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08-14-2012 , 08:24 AM
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08-14-2012 , 08:55 AM
Technically they were single when this happened, but whatever...

Marriage is +EV. Having kids is -EV.
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08-14-2012 , 09:00 AM
Yeah but kids are +EL
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08-14-2012 , 09:12 AM
expected lalue?
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08-14-2012 , 09:15 AM
Marriage is def -ev. It starts off with you having to spend a tonne of your hard earned $$$ on the wedding and ends with them taking half your stuff in the divorce. Women are def the rake in the game of life.
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08-14-2012 , 09:33 AM
fwiw, studies show that married men live longer than unmarried men.
on the other hand, unmarried women live longer than their married counterparts.

the more u know!
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