I need the next 40 days or 963 hours or 57,780 minutes or 3,466,800 seconds to go by as fast as possible!
So I need ideas that will make this possible!

What should i do to make time go faster? Please!!! Btw i troll this forums on a daily basis and I feel like im still sitting there staring at the walls for 80% of my day!


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It was either here or OOT..

peyote

Buy cocaine. Snort some , sell some , become a local kingpin , start a turf war with a local drug cartel,don't get killed and that 40 days will just fly. God I hate when you have to explain obvious things to people.

ps.: Congrats on moving back.

This

OR

Bang your head against the wall relentlessly until you pass out. If you are lucky, you will wake up just before or just after the next 40 days have passed.

Good luck sir!

So you've read my previous thread?
Or are you just a magician?

I'm both my dear bolivian friend , both.

LOL
But seriously, i thought of like drinking a drug that will keep me asleep for 40 days and wake up right before 40 days are up (of course i would have to be feed and watered)
But than i felt awful and regret ever thinking that! I am thankful to God in every way for being able to wake up with health everyday! I love life but right now is just super boring! plus i quit smoking 2 days ago!

Nice! I hope this time passes by fast! WOW so excited. When i heard the news i screamed like a pussy! I survived the crying phase.
Today i have to go to another city and prob will be the last time i see my cousin for a while, dont know how ill react but i hope i dont cry..

Also try mastrubating , that will help too.

sleep as much as you can

Dumb question.. If i take sleeping pills for the remaining 40 days will i be hooked on drugs for ever?
To sleep probably like 24 hours/be awake 12?..

if you take sleeping pills for 40 days you prolly won't wake up at all - so no.

what's happening 40 days from now tho?

So is not bad if i dont wake up at all. Im liking this idea!! Really you think it wont have a longterm or bad side effect to Do this (sorry if you are not a doctor)


In 40+10 days i will get to see my family and girlfriend that ive been away from around 1 year and 4 months. My girlfriend visits me evry 3 months, have only skyped with the rest of the family! I was prob still am depressed and stayed in my room/ aunts apartment for days in n out, showered 1 time every other week prior to knowing ill be home soon. Considered to suicide a couple times..
Now i feel great and i have so many hopes that anxiety is just taking over me! So i need this time to pass by as fast as possible!

1. no, not waking up means you'll be dead
2. chill up and man up - it's not the end of the world (tho I understand how it may seem to you that it is)

I accept that im a puss!
And someone told me ill have way more difficult obstacles later in life..
But just the fact that i did not know how long it would take to get back home (1-2 years or more), made me wanna just shot myself. But know that i know is near by, i guess i can say im in paradise.. But i do thing im a big pussy! I need to grow another pair of balls

so basically this thread is about crybabies?

ok

I only see tears on the little girl!

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Jk LoL

Go watch porn or something.

I once spent 12 months apart from a gf. Didn't see her once and this was before skype. At the end of my final year of uni I flew half way round the world to meet her.

We broke up two days later as it wasn't the same. We had both built it up into something in our minds.

Was the best decision I ever made. Not saying this'll happen to you. Just saying that if things don't work out as you've planned it over these past months then don't be disappointed. It could be the best thing for ya.

Stupid app. Can't delete this next word... thing

Ps. We'd been together for 3yrs living together so it wasn't just a high school fling either.

Still glad I didn't end up with her tho!!!

Im like WOW...
We've been together 5 years.. She visited me 5-6 times in the 1 year and 4 months period .. Hopefully is all good at the end..

Funkymunky, why did u travel, and why was the break up in 2 days? A big fight or what?

Coma

Only 57,596 minutes to go!

wonder how many guys your girlfriend has sex with while you were gone. probably a lot.