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Old 08-04-2008, 12:00 AM   #1
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Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

I was working out today and it was midday on a Sunday so there was nobody else in the gym. I was benching and hitting it super hard and I kept noticing this cute girl on the elliptical looking over at me. Usually I get really pissed off when people watch me work out, but she kept giving me the “I want to **** you look.” Anyways, I finally go over and start doing the upper back machine right next to her and really showing off my blasted shoulders.

She got off the machine, walked right past me and gave me this “come hither” look. I got up and followed her to the drinking fountain, so it didn’t look like I was stalking her or whatever. There was a closet right there with all the rubber cables and stuff and she slipped into it. The first thing I thought was that she worked there, but what worker goes into a dark storage closet by herself. I stood there for a second, and then she poked her head out and said “do you want to **** me or not.”

Ok game on. I’m always down for some ****in and suckin, and the endorphines from working out are making me have a massive erection. My **** is bigger than most IMO but it was extra big today. I went into the closet and we started making out but then she said some **** about using the tools to my advantage. I didn’t really get it, so she took like this pole and started putting it in her vagina. It was like a solid metal pole. She took it out and started suckin me off hardcore. It was ****ing awesome. I figure most posters on BBV can’t relate to the feeling of having a girl suck you off, but it’s a rad feeling. I wanted to bust in her mouth, but I knew I had to keep going. I picked this slut up and started thrusting my girth into her. I was hittin it pretty raw, but I knew I couldn’t blow it in her because I don’t want any little dirtbag88’s running around. Then, something weird ****in happened. My dick felt all wet, but not like a pussy wet, like something thicker. I yanked it out real fast and used the light from my ipod touch to see what it was.

It was blood. Turns out she was on her period. It was fu**in disgusting. I completely lost my erection right then and there and went out of the closet. I washed my dick off hardcore but I think I still might have an STD.

I knew the girl went to my old high school, so I went through facebook for awhile looking for her pics. Turns out she just turned 18. I'm in the clear legally.

Brag: ****ed a hot girl
Beat: She bled on my ****
Beat: I might have an STD

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Old 08-04-2008, 12:03 AM   #2
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

no you didnt
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:03 AM   #3
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

this sounds legit
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:03 AM   #4
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

so is this a brag and a beat?
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:04 AM   #5
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

[ ] real
[x] i rubbed myself while reading
[ ] i came
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:04 AM   #6
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

A girl can't get pregnant on her period, dumbass.
And yes, if this really happened, you probably do have an STD.
Most likely the superaids fwiw.
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:05 AM   #7
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

Additional beat: I caught hell for that hardcore post I made a few days ago.

Dear dirtbag88,

You have received an infraction at Two Plus Two Poker Forum.

Reason: Link to Hard core porn
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Please do not post link to hard core porn
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This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh....php?p=5401851
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:06 AM   #8
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

if OP can produce a pic of himself and his muscles i will believe the story
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:07 AM   #9
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

Your a liar, that pic has been posted before in this forum, tonight when I can be bothered I am going to find the thread and own you
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:09 AM   #10
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if i was mod, i would give cool points for links to hardcore porn
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:09 AM   #11
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Your a liar, that pic has been posted before in this forum, tonight when I can be bothered I am going to find the thread and own you
I know you're just trying to get me to post her facebook, which i'm not gonna do. Stop trolling.
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:10 AM   #12
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I was working out today and it was midday on a Sunday so there was nobody else in the gym. I was benching and hitting it super hard and I kept noticing this cute girl on the elliptical looking over at me. Usually I get really pissed off when people watch me work out, but she kept giving me the “I want to **** you look.” Anyways, I finally go over and start doing the upper back machine right next to her and really showing off my blasted shoulders.

this is where i knew the story was false,

sorry db but not even i could read this 1.. mayb im just in a bad mood tonight
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:11 AM   #13
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

OP I have seen that chicks pic at least 5 other times in other threads, gg
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:12 AM   #14
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.

i think i saw this in a porno once
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:12 AM   #15
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Re: Had unprotected sex with girl at gym, might have an STD.



this is a real pic of op afaik
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