I was working out today and it was midday on a Sunday so there was nobody else in the gym. I was benching and hitting it super hard and I kept noticing this cute girl on the elliptical looking over at me. Usually I get really pissed off when people watch me work out, but she kept giving me the “I want to **** you look.” Anyways, I finally go over and start doing the upper back machine right next to her and really showing off my blasted shoulders.
She got off the machine, walked right past me and gave me this “come hither” look. I got up and followed her to the drinking fountain, so it didn’t look like I was stalking her or whatever. There was a closet right there with all the rubber cables and stuff and she slipped into it. The first thing I thought was that she worked there, but what worker goes into a dark storage closet by herself. I stood there for a second, and then she poked her head out and said “do you want to **** me or not.”
Ok game on. I’m always down for some ****in and suckin, and the endorphines from working out are making me have a massive erection. My **** is bigger than most IMO but it was extra big today. I went into the closet and we started making out but then she said some **** about using the tools to my advantage. I didn’t really get it, so she took like this pole and started putting it in her vagina. It was like a solid metal pole. She took it out and started suckin me off hardcore. It was ****ing awesome. I figure most posters on BBV can’t relate to the feeling of having a girl suck you off, but it’s a rad feeling. I wanted to bust in her mouth, but I knew I had to keep going. I picked this slut up and started thrusting my girth into her. I was hittin it pretty raw, but I knew I couldn’t blow it in her because I don’t want any little dirtbag88’s running around. Then, something weird ****in happened. My dick felt all wet, but not like a pussy wet, like something thicker. I yanked it out real fast and used the light from my ipod touch to see what it was.
It was blood. Turns out she was on her period. It was fu**in disgusting. I completely lost my erection right then and there and went out of the closet. I washed my dick off hardcore but I think I still might have an STD.
I knew the girl went to my old high school, so I went through facebook for awhile looking for her pics. Turns out she just turned 18. I'm in the clear legally.
Brag: ****ed a hot girl
Beat: She bled on my ****
Beat: I might have an STD