I was drinking all day yesterday and ended up at the local pub after pissing off about a hundred quid at the sportsbook. There is an art student who is a solid 6 and has lovely tits and I've wanted to bang her for quite some time. Not really all that hot but I just wanted to find out how she did her thing.

Anyway I was real drunk and took her home and she made me wear condoms even though I'm irish and don't wear condoms plus I would have just gotten her the Plan B if she was worried about it. She wasn't all that great of a lay especially since I had the damn rubber on.

She left before I woke up and had put all my money and smokes and weed the pockets of my pants and left 2 beers. Score?

proof of purchase.

If shes a 6 when you are sober doesn't that make her an 8 when you are drunk? Also, don't you add 1 to overall score if the bar is about to close?

Maybe the Irish have a tougher grading system than USA.

Yea she's a nine, well done!

Nein

pics?

If everyone on BBV4L started a thread every time they got laid, we would have exactly the same number of threads we have now.

I don't know how any guy can have casual sex without condoms.

Obviously didn't watch the same sexual health video I did in high school.

I felt the same way until I had sex without one for the first time.

I'd take her home to meet mum n dad.
She seems like a nice girl, OP.

lol absolutely wedding material

unless craggoo's mum counts

A shortened lifetime of AIDS is probably not worth the, in your case I assume, three minutes of increased sexual pleasure you get from not wearing a condom

Yes it is

she snuck out cause she was embarassed she bedded a 4

yea living with symptom free AIDS/HIV until life gets ****ty anyways >>>>> wearing dick socks every single time i **** a slag

How many stone is that?

There is noway the OP is ever a 7. Never!

exactly.
-he doesn't talk like a 7.
-statistically, the odds are against him being both an 8 AND irish. so if he tries to claim 8 we know he's lying somewhere.
-if he were a 9 he woulda posted a picture of himself itt already.
-and convention stands that there are no true tens.

math checks out.

Try sex with boils the size of skittles oozing yellow puss all over your penis and an intense burning sensation when you ejaculate and then having to explain to your mother how you'll never be able to produce a child because the doctors fear it would come out resembling a slimey lizard-monkey.

Bet that feels amazing.


That's 100% what will happen if you don't wear condoms.

Yeah, a man getting AIDS from vaginal sex. That's likely.

And damn, I wish three minutes. When I wear a condom, there's a good chance I don't cum at all.

Gee, why didn't we hear about that in the 70s?

Also OP is Irish and therefore probably a massive drunk. Knock 2 points off for both of them.

End and a tomato on all of your pillows

Yes, because there are a boatload of notable cases of white college girls from Ireland who have AIDS.