pics or it didnt happen. bragging about volunteering at a homeless shelter obviously makes you an angel doesnt it?

Matthew 6:1: Be careful not to perform your righteous acts before men to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. 6:2: So when you give to the needy, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be praised by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their reward.…


you gonna answer the questions i asked you originally or are you too cowardly to admit your a wimp? have you ever been punched in the face? do you have scars on your knuckles from knocking someone's teeth out??

for me, it's yes to both. you? i only claimed to be hard after you called me soft for my interaction with someone who is not you. so why do you feel the need to butt in and disparage me? you don't know me kid don't come in here and talk rubbish. you're making yourself look bad imo go back into silent mode or rescue babies from burning buildings or whatever it is you claim to do with your free time.

Did you manage to tick your two very logical criteria for being hard by punching your own teeth out or something?

Anyway I'm off to train military recruits now, then I'll probably go on an unauthorised tour of Aleppo to teach some baddies a lesson. Hard man out!

Spotting logic loopholes AND a meme all in the one post?! Well I never!

unimpressed.

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you're comparing Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel to a ******ed kid playing with crayons.

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Your words, rainman.....

icwydt

and I liked it.

lol

rainman was a great movie. you ever heard of daniel tammet? he's an autistic savant but much more social. he sees numbers as these unique shapes in his head and the number pi he has memorized to a bunch of digits and he sees it as a landscape. pretty amazing stuff how the mind works.

Can we get back to the point?

Bryce Trickfixer, what's the scoop-a-loop on the heads-up challenges and how's tutoring going in the off-season?

playing poker online. dont believe me just watch. epic punt incoming...

https://www.twitch.tv/richcheckmaker

Glad to see you're not in a car, rip a bong or something for us? That'd add a little entertainment value. Also what's up with the 5x open from early position?

5x opens, tutoring, and talk of challenges that will never happen ITT

ITT we enjoy the fruits of another man's labor.

And 50NL. 50 is the new 5000 don't get it twisted folks.

January is approaching, should be less than a month until we play. Still have time to hard commit to an amount of hands/sngs/bb won

Rickroll continues to hump OP leg trying to make a few dollars from a possible slightly larger drooler

lol

i commit to 1 hand/1bb lost then im done. i quit poker forever after that.

in a few years when 5x opens are the new GTO you can say you saw it here first.

pineapple, banana, grapes, strawberries, mangoes.

one of the runners called me 'ma'am' today.

What exactly are you saying is the "drooler" here, you pervert?

Dude starts making what could have been an epic thread about a man who clearly is struggling but so determined to succeed at this game that he's living the degen dream.

Then follows that with statements about how great he is so now from what I assumed either started as a joke or began with no pretenses that he was succeeding was now something of a dangerous mind living in a van down by the river denial.

I would be doing a disservice to do anything but break him apart heads up so he can go back to the lab and figure his life. In fact this is why I didn't care about the stakes and was happy to go without. This is more about dealing out tough love that he dearly needs.

I think what rickroll is trying to say is that he's never gonna give Rich up, never gonna let Rich down, never gonna run around and desert Rich.

first of all im going to kick your ass heads up =P. you will not beat me, even if you outplay me I plan on getting lucky.

thread could still be epic imo. im working on it. and yeah im great. IM GREAT!! you sound jealous of my awesome great life. because in my personal life as soon as I suspect someone "might" be a man or at some point in there life might have been a man, you know what I do? I PASS. because im so great I know I can get a bone fide certified born female. I'm not that hard up to get laid. but seriously where else but here in the thread do i say how great i am??? please make fake quotes next time you want to put words in my mouth please.

how do i get back on track for epic 5* thread status?? i'm doing everything i can to end up in the penthouse or the poorhouse, no middle road for me. quit my job with less than a months rent in november. still living indoors! IM GREAT!!!

why did you come in here in the first place and insult me?? i mean i can see your name is rickroll so you like trolling people?? can i assume your whole lets play heads up, oh well i cant play im not in america yet is also some troll tactic??

yesterday had a 4way all-in preflop. i had AA. winning hand was flush with Q8dd of course. poker is not dead. you just suck at poker if you think that IMG(great)O.

You clearly don't understand humor or sarcasm if that's what you read into my tranny comments but I do appreciate the thread stalking either way

Seriously dude, you sleep in your car, clearly this poker thing may not be working out all that well. You should take some time and really think this over.

What started as what could have been a thread where we laugh with you at your misfortune and continued absurd positive expectations has quickly become one where we're all laughing at you while you proclaim to be the greatest.

We're all watching someone running backwards naked while wearing a blindfold that thinks once they break out of the pit of ky jelly they're facing it'll be smoove sailing with no idea the next obstacle is a corn field.

Dude you are in already in the poor house, you're not on a pathway that could lead either way. You may still be on a journey but right now are stuck in the **** yet you make it seem like either outcome is equally possible.

Reality time. You are flat broke, living in your car is about as close to rock bottom as it gets. No money, no friends, no family.

Accept that and move on and you could make this thread great again instead of a cringeworthy train wreck we all check up on to laugh at your dumbass.

Let's say you are a winning player, you're still clearly not winning enough to succeed financially.

Illusory superiority, look it up. Get a job and play poker on the weekends.