im the pro? where do i claim that? thats right i challenged you and im setting the terms. we'll play whatever stakes i can afford when you get back to america. you're the amateur but you're worried about a "prohibitively costly rake"?? GTFO. I don't care what you'd like to do. You want to meet my challenge we play heads up NLHE cash. Quit whenever you like I'm not running away...most likely, the only side bet I want is if one of us wins 200bb+ or so the other one has to take a pic holding a sign saying "I suck at poker" and post it or something like that maybe.

im not having trouble responding. you're not going to browbeat me into playing your game. quit trying to pick a fight with me and talking passive aggressively jerk. when do you get back to america? we can set a time right now. im free to play between 3pm and 3am everyday. i prefer not to play weekend but whatever. pick a date and time. i will send you a pm of my skype name once you pick date and time. confirm day before in thread and then on that date and time i will be on skype awaiting your call. after that we play. we both start with a couple of rags and dont stop til one of us has it all.


id like to remind you im going to play you heads up if you aren't too chicken and gonna complain about rake.... and im not in the tent.....

Dude, first of all quitting your job play poker for a living is the definition of professional.

I also don't think you quite get how these challenges work. I claimed you're in over your head, you argued otherwise and wanted to prove your skill via a heads up challenege. I'm fine for whatever stakes and format you wish but we need to set up a minimum amount of hands or otherwise it's really all for naught and just a matter of first cooler under your 200bb scenario.

Step up and lay down specific terms or admit your you are in over your head and scared of playing me heads up.

I've laid out specific formats whereas you're just saying let's wing it...

I have laid out specific terms. I will not agree to a specific number of hands because I need to be able to protect myself from losing too much money so I dont end up in a tent guy. Quit being a toad. You can be a man and play me heads up or not. You want to make this happen pick a date and time you can play and we will get on skype and talk. You haven't done that. Your scared of having to look me in the face and talk to me. That's the part you probably can't handle. So pick a date and time and we will do this or stop posting in my thread.

#TeamScarf

Lets go!

When will this be live streamed?

You're entire concept of starting and stopping whenever is ludicrous.

As I mentioned before, we can put in a fixed amount to then be played over play money, therefore no matter how badly you run your losses will be capped at the agreed upon amount. It can be for $1 for all I care, I want a reasonable minimum amount of hands and whomever is up more at that point declared the winner.

i dont want to escrow money and play for play money on stars. so get that thru your head and stop bringing it up. ok? ill agree not to quit you while im up for at least a couple hours but im not going to agree on playing a fixed number of hands or anything like it so you can just stop bringing that up also. i want to use the money i have on acr right now to play you. and if i bust that i will put more money on there to play you. you can agree to do it my way or chicken out. but dont give any reason for not wanting to play other than you being a chicken. "im too scared of the rake" gtfo. its called poker.

I never once said I wouldn't play you heads up without play money, just I preferred to do it with play money and escrow given that I'm not in USA right now and that way it caps the bet - something you seem very concerned about.

As stated, I'm happy to play you under whatever stakes and setup you propose but think it's rather silly to leave it open ended and undefined other than "we'll play heads up" and also don't see any need to delay this by over a month when we could do it tomorrow on stars.

You do realize that if you go broke you can always just forfeit right and won't have to worry about it. Or if you're worried about going broke we can setup a specific win/loss amount.

I'm just reading what your proposing and it seems like your speaking loudly and not carrying any stick at all, calling me the chicken when I'm the one accepting everything and you're ignoring messages, delaying by months and want to propose a setup where you could opt out after a single hand.

Dude, come on... Use your noggin'. There's literally no logic in you calling him a chicken, you were the one who proposed the challenge, he accepted and proposed a very logical and standard procedure to get this going now. You are even saving money on rake. Even if you don't want to play a set amount of hands you can still agree on playing whatever stake you want converted from play chips. There's no benefit to playing on ACR, only negatives when compared with an escrow + play money. If you don't want to play, just admit it but don't act like Rickroll is the one ducking you, it's as ridiculous as your living situation.

ignoring what messages? i just checked my inbox no messages so stop making things up. seriously what message have i ignored?? im delaying by months because i dont want to escrow money to some random person on the internet??? i dont care that much. if you want to play me heads up we can do it on ACR stop bringing up play money. stop talking about it altogether. stop wasting your breath. i will ignore anything you have to say about me escrowing money and playing for play money on stars. LET ME REITERATE STOP TALKING ABOUT ESCROWING MONEY AND PLAYING FOR PLAY MONEY YOU ARE SPAMMING MY GODDAMN THREAD!!!!

you come in here and insult me for no reason in the first place. you got no stick. who cares if i can leave after one hand? you never play poker before? thats allowed. quit being a crybaby and just play me when you get back to america, or better yet stay in china we're better off without jerks like you here.

fair enough. he's not a chicken just a turd. there are no negatives to escrowing money to strangers on the internet??

Worst kind of homeless people are the angry ones. At least be one of those super positive homeless dudes!

Uggghh dude, you challenged him to a heads up match...

A slightly racist homeless man, it's not getting any better for you.

We're not talking about getting one of your hobo buddies to escrow the money. Do you really think there's any chance someone with a credible reputation is just going to suddenly throw that away for homeless man change?

first of all me telling a white guy to stay in china is not racist. even if he was chinese its not racist since the reason im telling him to stay have nothing to do with race. dont be stupid. telling some chinese person to go back to china is definitely racist tho. that jerk came into this thread and insulted me without provocation. so yeah this country is better off without jerks like him in it. he can stay in china having sex with ladyboys all he wants for all i care. eff him.

"someone with a credible reputation" who? why dont you give names of people you know wont mind escrowing a wager for a petty bet and then we will see if i feel comfortable escrowing money with them. how about josh beckley?? is his rep credible enough?? dont be so naive kid to send money to someone you dont know over the internet. how many stories are on this site about people getting scammed and screwed over? should we get chino rheem or e-dog in here to escrow the money? they must have had a credible reputation at some point right???

I'm aware it's not racist to tell someone to stay in a country, that's why I added the slightly part as a foot half in the door type of thing. Wish I had just gone for 'extremely racist', I'm sure that would of put you on rage mode tilt.

Pick ONE lol

It's not an issue because you're literally too pussy to play, and you know it. No one is going to chime in and offer to escrow when you've already stated, without logical reason that you refuse to use an escrow...

To be fair they all scammed people for at least rent money, none of this homeless boy change.

If you can't handle any banter whatsoever I'd recommend staying the **** out of BBV and 4L. I can't even begin to imagine how soft you must of been before you were homeless.

If anyone wants to read a good thread, get out of here and go to : http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54..****-dr-1628196/

do you have an account on acr?? do you want to play me?? ill play you anytime. dont call me a pussy and then not play me little boy. sit down and play or shut up wimp.

not wanting to escrow money with someone i only know from the internet is not a logical reason??? where is your brain??

you think im soft because i want some jerk who insulted me not to return to this country?? how does that make me soft?? i can understand you calling me soft if i put him on ignore for that or something, but for wanting one less A-HOLE in America I dont think that makes me a soft person.

do you have scars on your knuckles from knocking someones teeth out?? have you ever been punched in the face?? im ten times harder than you kid. you aint in my league.

on the mohs scale of hardness im a mother****ing diamond *****!

He says have you ever been punched in the face

Troll score: 10/10.

WP

Grunching. Has this been posted yet?

I approve this grunch

Christ Flexbreaker, man, you really let it all out there didn't you?

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LonelyBox sprucing up BBV4L since 2016

god bress

One year anniversary incoming

you're comparing Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel to a ******ed kid playing with crayons. you should feel ashamed. we're just trying to have fun in here, that guy is writing a novel.

looks like we know who's soft now huh? He's gone into silent mode....

if i end up sleeping in the car anytime soon i will view.



Merry Christmas everyone!!! It looks like we will be sleeping in doors for another month. I've figured out a new strategy for poker. Hit and sunrun. Been winning a bunch at the casino so I must be a lucky person. Having fun too. Wearing a suit when I play recently. I like it.

I was busy doing Christmasy things like volunteering at a homeless shelter, you're welcome. Your hard man charade still isn't fooling anyone though.