i challenge you to a hu match on ACR bigshot. dont come into my thread and talk smack.

Punting stacks and tutoring dumbies for monies....my man

Update delivers.

Mich Scheissmaker, what do you think is your next plan after tutoring? Will you hire on other tentdwellers?

a) Living in my $3,000 car, unable to afford a van by the river
b) Gambling 1/3 of my life roll every session
c) Creating a tutoring website and having a mobile office
d) None of the above.

This HH alone tells me you're not ready to be a pro poker player. I'm only a serious hobbyist and even I know this is unreal spew 100bb deep.

This is a very good idea. I sincerely hope it works for you.

Small sample sizes like yours cannot determine whether you're a winning player or not. Based on the HH above I'm guessing you're not.

I accept.

I'm moving back to America this spring, probably as early as mid January. I'm unsure of which state I'll settle down in yet and not boned up on online poker rules there so don't know who can play on acr (for example I thought you being in California wouldn't be able to do that) but willing to discuss any sort of prop bet you want to lay out for a hu match against me when I return to states this spring,

Would like to hear your terms, ultimately if acr won't work we could always send cash to a trusted third party here, play it out over play money if there are various legal problems to doing it straight up.

Get back to me with the terms, let's get this laid out.

actually you will probably have to meet him in a Walmart parking lot and play for pennies and nickels on the top of a cardboard box. Good luck

Lol i paid $1450 for my car bro. Poker winnings. Gambling 1/3 my life roll? Try punting 1/3 life roll more like it.

Yeah I agree about that hand. It has been very few and far between the times I will make such a knowingly egregious error. Also while 120 hours over 30 sessions is small, it is statistically significant. Whats the chances a losing player (even slightly losing near break even) would win 20/30 sessions over 120 hours playing? Less than %1 im sure. Still could happen. I have been playing poker since 2003 almost every other day. I've been a winner since around 2005. I have spreadsheet of all my historic account entries for online poker. I am a winner believe it or not even with punts like that still happening in 2016.

either its going to be hu cash game or a series of hyper turbos. right now im feeling like playing hyper turbos. gambol gambol! unless of course im broke and living in my tent. then we can play for pennies so i can haz cheeseburger.

sounds accurate.

wouldn't it be funny if i end up living in a tent and then hike down out of the mountains put on a suit and tutor somebody?

I try.

Also we have to Skype with each other so I can talk smack after I get lucky and suck out. The match will be recorded and uploaded to youtube after for people to watch. Let's have some fun with it!

Lol, not at all. Who the **** suits up to tutor? My first thought would be they're over compensating for being a homeless, tent dweller.
As already mentioned play money + escrow is the way to go imo.

Sure, still awaiting for you to layout stakes, format, etc.

How many sngs? What buyin level? Normal/deep/cap/turbo/hyper? Let's get this hammered out and agreed upon now.

Here's to hoping Rich Checkmaker get's rickroll'd at the tables

OP could go busto straight to tentville any day so online shenanigans should go asap

I agree I think would be easiest, also looking to sell off stars money as relocating to a place where I can't play that anyway so ideally it'd be a trustworthy person that would accept a stars transfer and then payout via PayPal or bitcoin.

If he gets a play money account on stars and we find an escrow we can get this started ASAP.

I suggest we bet $100 on first to win 10 sngs of nlhe at any format he chooses (if he chooses hyper turbo would want first to win 15). Then would like to include $50 on side for a best of 7 heads up HORSE sng, not even sure if that's possible but imagine it runs.

Ritz Biscuitbreaker has been sporadic, I suggest sliding straight into the DMs.

More updates! What level interdimensional physics are you tutoring on? Is the advanced 4D calculus hurting your student's brains yet? We're waiting!

funny

just get back to america and we can play on acr. and i've changed my mind lets just play heads up cash game 100bb+ deep. stakes will be whatever i can afford by the time you get back. no side bets. probably be broke and in a tent soon so hurry up!

i was one card from a jackpot tonight. i had KK on the button and i raised to 25 and got 4 callers. Flop is A77 everyone checks i check. turn A check, check bet25, i call guy x-raises to 75 and other guy folds so it seems obvious to me this guy has an A and there is still an ace left in the deck(hopefully). Jackpot is $25,000 and loser gets 60% so if an ace comes on the river i get 15k. Whiff. A9 wins(he checked river Q). Next time. Won 800 on the night tho feel good.

Are you sure his kicker doesn't have to play? Where I play, that would not be a jackpot, cuz both cards in both players' hands have to play.

yeah his kicker has to play. board was AA77 on the turn so if he has A7 or higher and an ace hits river its a jackpot (his kicker would play). i figured this player had to have better than A7 to call my raise preflop and then raise that turn. He had A9.

I suggest you buy a big bag of trees. This will make the transition to tentville a bit easier, and most of the kids that need tutoring will buy off you.

Car sleeping tho

I don't see much point in that unless you're willing to commit to a minimum amount of hands played. Then if we do that then you'll likely have to go for really low stakes which I imagine would have a prohibitively costly rake. I like escrow to a trusted source and playing a fixed amount of sngs of a fixed number of hands at hu cash 100bb deep.

Bottom line is you're the pro who is really good at poker and challenged me, the lowly amateur and now have trouble responding, committing or even laying down any basic framework for how this bet will go down. I'd like to remind you yet again that you initially offered this challenge and not me.

Taking names and making that cheddar since 2005!