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02-05-2017 , 04:47 AM
While just hovering under the desired 10bb/hour outcome, 181 hours is a really, really low sample size. Clearly on the right track but I'm trying to emphasize just how few hands you've played and if you look at live 1/2 objectively, even you would admit a lot of this was simply from having the right seat at the right time for some donkey donations and much less than crushing or being even good at poker.

I know this is about mtts specifically but I think he does a wonderful job underscoring variance, how if you even take a great player with absurdly good results how few of his clones would repeat that success (many of which would even be losing players).

http://www.nsdpoker.com/2011/01/mtt-pros/
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02-07-2017 , 01:15 AM
variance isnt nearly the factor in cash games that it is in MTTs. according to poker variance calculator you need <500bbs for a <5% RoR with a winrate of 12bb/100. my problem is trying to spend most of my winnings which put my RoR at more like 95% unless i run like the sun. but i gotta live right?? well im cutting down most of my expenses by living in a tent for the meantime. btw i think i ran poorly and did not play up to the level that im capable of in those 181 hours either. ive said this to you many times also, its $3-5 with a $200 cap buyin, not $1-2. so its 4bb/hour(~12bb/100) and again i ran like dog crap.

im going to be studying for an engineering test for a city job over the next few days. i checked out a passbook for engineering from my local library. hopefully all goes well, its going to be tough, havent studied for anything for a dozen years.
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02-08-2017 , 07:52 AM
3/5 40bb cap? My guess would be that has high variance shove fest written all over it.

Could be mistaken as I've never played in those situations nor studied for it so can't really chime in on play dynamics.

Two ways to look at 4bb/hour over 181 hours:
1. Your true earnings could easily be double your current hourly win rate.
2. You'll be at 0 liferoll next month.

P.S. Happy to play challenge at cap - won't change much though unless we reboot after a certain amount of hands.
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02-09-2017 , 12:34 AM
I usually play 200+ bb deep in Macau, the more I think about playing 40bb the more curious I am about it.

Would actually like to hear your thoughts on playing it and different table dynamics that present themselves.
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02-09-2017 , 10:57 AM
its pretty simple, there isn't much room to be splashing around. ive played a lot of live 40bb poker and i can tell you exact preflop starting ranges that work. you pretty much just have to play really tight preflop. i wait for TT+, AK to raise preflop with. and i usually raise 5x or more, maybe 4x with AK. cant be afraid of getting no callers because usually you do get some callers. limp in with smaller pocket pairs. you pretty much never play suited connectors unless there is a string of liimpers and you have position. i fold TT,JJ,AK to a 3bet unless the player is a total maniac(hardly ever the case). people aren't messing around in that game with 3bets it means KK,AA. so i should probably be folding QQ too. you just wait for big pocket pairs and hope they hold up. AQ,AJ,KQ can be played for a smaller raise if in position and out of position i limp/fold. tight is right and patience is a virtue in that game. also you have to consider the rake is $7 by the turn,$6 on flop, and $2 preflop so you don't want to try to play a style where you are trying to win a lot of smaller pots.

i play a lot of 100bb poker online and my style live and online are completely different. im kind of a lagtard when i play online. switching gears a lot and getting people to think im going to pay off like a slot machine when they hit there big hand against me(though i hardly ever do im always attacking and when i get played back at i just fold)
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02-14-2017 , 11:40 AM
Still not convinced you live in a tent OP. Could we have pics of your tent set up? Maybe a video of the walk to your tent and tent set up uploaded to yootoobs?

Not trying to be a dick but I aint offering valuable monetary info to the tune of at least $200/day cash legally (no mlm or other goofball selling **** or interwebs soliciting or surveys blah blah....legit and easy) to a schmuck thats trolling for kicks.

Cause, quite frankly, you look like one of them wise ass Cali rich kids...no offense
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02-14-2017 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by NoQuarter
Still not convinced you live in a tent OP. Could we have pics of your tent set up? Maybe a video of the walk to your tent and tent set up uploaded to yootoobs?

Not trying to be a dick but I aint offering valuable monetary info to the tune of at least $200/day cash legally (no mlm or other goofball selling **** or interwebs soliciting or surveys blah blah....legit and easy) to a schmuck thats trolling for kicks.

Cause, quite frankly, you look like one of them wise ass Cali rich kids...no offense
the "tent" is his parents poolhouse, right?
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02-14-2017 , 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by NoQuarter
Still not convinced you live in a tent OP. Could we have pics of your tent set up? Maybe a video of the walk to your tent and tent set up uploaded to yootoobs?

Not trying to be a dick but I aint offering valuable monetary info to the tune of at least $200/day cash legally (no mlm or other goofball selling **** or interwebs soliciting or surveys blah blah....legit and easy) to a schmuck thats trolling for kicks.

Cause, quite frankly, you look like one of them smartass Cali rich kids...no offense
im cat sitting for my grandma tonight but sure ill take some pics tomorrow night and post them thursday. the hike up to where i put my tent takes over an hour and i have an old flip phone not sure how long a video i can take if i take any video at all because also i dont want to reveal my exact location in case you(or someone else)is some kind of homicidal psychopath or something... what kind of info do you think is worth $200/day cash??? sounds like a scam imo.

im going to sign up for $200/month foodstamps tomorrow and $200/month general relief tomorrow. and ive got a sizable tax refund coming my way soon also. id have done it sooner but my car is overheating. its not the thermostat i replaced that .

i look like a smartass cali rich kid so therefore im trolling?? hmmmmmm.....ok doesnt make sense exactly. what do you expect a 30 year old man living in a tent to look like??
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02-14-2017 , 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
i look like a smartass cali rich kid so therefore im trolling?? hmmmmmm.....ok doesnt make sense exactly. what do you expect a 30 year old man living in a tent to look like??
I think he's gonna say something like this:



I don't think you're lying OP, these hataz just can't believe how real the struggles is.
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02-14-2017 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I think he's gonna say something like this:



I don't think you're lying OP, these hataz just can't believe how real the struggles is.
fwiw im like 26 or 27 in that pic and not living in a tent.
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02-14-2017 , 12:23 PM
the scarf will keep him warm at night
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02-14-2017 , 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
im cat sitting for my grandma tonight but sure ill take some pics tomorrow night and post them thursday. the hike up to where i put my tent takes over an hour and i have an old flip phone not sure how long a video i can take if i take any video at all because also i dont want to reveal my exact location in case you(or someone else)is some kind of homicidal psychopath or something... what kind of info do you think is worth $200/day cash??? sounds like a scam imo.

im going to sign up for $200/month foodstamps tomorrow and $200/month general relief tomorrow. and ive got a sizable tax refund coming my way soon also. id have done it sooner but my car is overheating. its not the thermostat i replaced that .

i look like a smartass cali rich kid so therefore im trolling?? hmmmmmm.....ok doesnt make sense exactly. what do you expect a 30 year old man living in a tent to look like??
Lol, Im in philly dude and I dont scam.

Nevermind, sorry to bother you. You should ask gramps to buy you a $60 lg android at the dollar store. Maybe ask if you can sleep on the couch til you get back on your feet. You can work around the house, maybe run errands.

Anyhoo glgl
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02-14-2017 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by NoQuarter
Lol, Im in philly dude and I dont scam.

Nevermind, sorry to bother you. You should ask gramps to buy you a $60 lg android at the dollar store. Maybe ask if you can sleep on the couch til you get back on your feet. You can work around the house, maybe run errands.

Anyhoo glgl
i dont have a gramps only gram. and a smart phone costs more money cuz of data plans so im fine with my crappy 10 year old flip phone, it gets the job done. one living grandparent one living parent i can't ask them for anything cuz they are poor and i dont want to cramp anyones style so im not going to bother them living on the couch, plus they would expect me to look for a job and just generally bother me so i prefer to live on my own even if that means living in a tent.

i will post pics of my tent and maybe a short video for proof.
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02-14-2017 , 01:51 PM
Safelink (obama phone) if youre gonna welfare...transfer # to $60 android.. free minutes....mcdonalds wifi....easy game

Dollar store phones are pay as you go any way...I seriously doubt you dont know this

Regards
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02-25-2017 , 07:44 PM
here's your goddamn proof!

hiking up the trail



the view about 3/4 the way to the top



my tent in all its glory!!!
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03-10-2017 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by NoQuarter
Still not convinced you live in a tent OP. Could we have pics of your tent set up? Maybe a video of the walk to your tent and tent set up uploaded to yootoobs?

Not trying to be a dick but I aint offering valuable monetary info to the tune of at least $200/day cash legally (no mlm or other goofball selling **** or interwebs soliciting or surveys blah blah....legit and easy) to a schmuck thats trolling for kicks.

Cause, quite frankly, you look like one of them wise ass Cali rich kids...no offense
so how can i make $200 cash a day? im under the assumption that something too good to be true is false. prove me wrong.


for the doubters, i have turned my initial deposit on ignition of $140 into $535 and then i cashed out $505 to pay back my roomate last month. with just $30 left in my account i shortstacked 50nl at first and built my roll up to $735 online. games are tough but i havent gone busto yet!!!

efff getting a job im just going to crush online poker, without a hud, in 2017, starting from scratch. beleee dat!!!
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03-13-2017 , 07:10 AM
less arguments
moar poker hands

plz
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03-23-2017 , 02:17 AM
sleep on the passenger side of the car and not the drivers side. no steering wheel and pedals in the way. took me longer than it should have to figure that one out.

the other day i was sitting in my car reading and playing poker using the city's free wifi and i see a cop drive halfway down the block turn around and then pull up right behind me and get on his radio. he comes to my window and asks for my ID and I ask him "do i have to show you my ID if I haven't done anything wrong?" "Uh, no" He then goes on to tell me he was just asking because of burglaries in the area blah blah blah. And he asks if I live in the city and I tell him yeah and he goes on his way. Didn't give him my ID. I learned from the last time police harassed me.

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03-23-2017 , 02:42 AM
Yeah f the police

Lean back in the passenger seat

Arthritis hand grabbing his man meat

Homeless dude? Defeat
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03-23-2017 , 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by buddyWEISER
Yeah f the police

Lean back in the passenger seat

Arthritis hand grabbing his man meat

Homeless dude? Defeat
LOL you almost have a haiku there.
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03-23-2017 , 04:43 AM
NICE
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03-25-2017 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by pokerponcho
less arguments
moar poker hands

plz
will do.

tomorrow im gonna play some $200 poker at Commerce Casino. Come play with me and push me around ill be scared money with only 1 buy in
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03-27-2017 , 04:00 PM
played on saturday for a few hours. i did not win a single hand. i did not make a single pair. literaly sat there for a few hours and played AK, AQ, and KQ and whiffed. i literally did not even get dealt pocket 2's. nothing. down 165, i left with 35 bucks cause it felt dumb to play with that little. gonna go back once i get my tax refund check this week. I feel good about the way that i played.
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03-27-2017 , 04:39 PM
If I were you, I'd patienly become a poker dealer until you can figure your roll out.

You need to shore up your fallback position. Preferably something better than bus driver.

Last edited by pokerponcho; 03-27-2017 at 04:46 PM.
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03-27-2017 , 05:25 PM
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