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01-10-2016 , 06:15 AM
-Find a place to park not too close to someones house.
-Not too much stuff in your car so it's not obvious.
-Park higher up the hill
-Smoke massive amounts of weed
-Never the same place twice
-Tell your mom you're just staying at a friend's house temporarily
-Go to the casino all day to stay warm
-Hope and pray

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01-10-2016 , 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
-Find a place to park not too close to someones house.
-Not too much stuff in your car so it's not obvious.
-Park higher up the hill
-Smoke massive amounts of weed
-Never the same place twice
-Tell your mom you're just staying at a friend's house temporarily
-Go to the casino all day to stay warm
-Hope and pray

Urban camping
24 groceries and Walmart stores work, too
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01-10-2016 , 09:08 AM
Step 1 - Find a house to live in
Step 2 - Live there instead
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01-10-2016 , 12:39 PM
PLus if you have fix address you are allowed to have social security money
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01-10-2016 , 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Step 1 - Find a house to live in
Step 2 - Live there instead
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Originally Posted by LonelyBox
PLus if you have fix address you are allowed to have social security money
Nits.
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01-10-2016 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Nits.
Confirmed nits.

Sleeping in your car aint that bad. I won't be doing it for too long otherwise I'd have back problems but its a good way to light a fire under your ass!
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01-15-2016 , 05:25 AM
Flophouses are cheaper and more fun.
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01-15-2016 , 08:06 AM
Put your car on your boat, get out of the car, go full Captain Jack Sparrow.
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01-15-2016 , 10:35 AM
I tried to do this one time when a machine near my apartment broke one night and made a very loud noise nonstop, so I drove and parked a few blocks away on the street to try to get some sleep. The biggest problem was not wanting to open the windows too much and make myself vulnerable to assault/robbery, yet trying to get enough air to be able to get enough oxygen to not suffocate.
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01-15-2016 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Iconoclastic
I tried to do this one time when a machine near my apartment broke one night and made a very loud noise nonstop, so I drove and parked a few blocks away on the street to try to get some sleep. The biggest problem was not wanting to open the windows too much and make myself vulnerable to assault/robbery, yet trying to get enough air to be able to get enough oxygen to not suffocate.
I did this before after a night of waay more drinking than I had intended. Left the windows wide open because lol drunk and got my phone jacked
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01-15-2016 , 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I did this before after a night of waay more drinking than I had intended. Left the windows wide open because lol drunk and got my phone jacked
Feels bad men.

Moral of the story, don't get drunk.
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01-18-2016 , 10:46 PM
haha

also park uphill so you can lie more flat. **** my back hurts.
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01-19-2016 , 06:59 PM
Stop sucking at poker, buy better car, get girls, sleep in girls beds, problem solved
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01-20-2016 , 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Unsporting
Stop sucking at poker, buy better car, get girls, sleep in girls beds, problem solved
classic nit
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01-26-2016 , 08:51 PM
Get a pillow
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03-10-2016 , 06:06 PM
update:
The other day I was hiking and I turned around and saw 4 coyotes following me and the biggest one was mostly grey hairs and at first I thought it was a wolf which scared the ***** out of me for a second. Then I flicked my lighter and turned around and started going towards them. That got them off my back, effing cowards. What I'm really scared of though are mountain lions. I've seen one before when I was camping with some friends and it scared me but if I came across one on my own I'd crap my pants and hope that would make me less appetizing. Thats my only defense.

Ok so I ended up finding a place to live off of craigslist for $500 a month. I was excited and happy at first but then I got a bad cold after moving in and a sore throat that wouldn't go away and a bunch of bug bites, so **** it i just moved back into my car. But that wasnt going to work either because my windows aren't tinted and I don't want to offend people's sensibilities. So I got a tent sleeping bag and big backpack and I've been hiking about an hour at night up into the hills to camp at an abandoned campsite.

I'm using McDonalds and other free wifi to play poker online and submit resumes and stuff. Ballin'!!!
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03-10-2016 , 07:32 PM
i posted something here, interesting.

I assume it was the best post of the thread.

thats all for now
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03-10-2016 , 11:25 PM
I custom built a bed in the back of my pickup truck for $150 in supplies and 2 hours of work. Probably average 10 naps a year on it.
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03-11-2016 , 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
update:
The other day I was hiking and I turned around and saw 4 coyotes following me and the biggest one was mostly grey hairs and at first I thought it was a wolf which scared the ***** out of me for a second. Then I flicked my lighter and turned around and started going towards them. That got them off my back, effing cowards. What I'm really scared of though are mountain lions. I've seen one before when I was camping with some friends and it scared me but if I came across one on my own I'd crap my pants and hope that would make me less appetizing. Thats my only defense.

Ok so I ended up finding a place to live off of craigslist for $500 a month. I was excited and happy at first but then I got a bad cold after moving in and a sore throat that wouldn't go away and a bunch of bug bites, so **** it i just moved back into my car. But that wasnt going to work either because my windows aren't tinted and I don't want to offend people's sensibilities. So I got a tent sleeping bag and big backpack and I've been hiking about an hour at night up into the hills to camp at an abandoned campsite.

I'm using McDonalds and other free wifi to play poker online and submit resumes and stuff. Ballin'!!!
Boss.

What city?
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03-11-2016 , 06:21 PM
Swap Car for a Van, get it kitted out with bed & stuff, also be careful when its cold & you have to have the heating on as that carbon monoxide poisoning is a killer, for more tip's on how to live for free see M.Borovitz Thread in NVG. yw
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03-12-2016 , 03:37 PM
Today I saw a family of 6 deer while hiking down the trail this morning. They let me get pretty close like 20 feet or so but they were pretty leery of me. It's awesome being so close to nature.

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Originally Posted by Carnivore
Boss.

What city?
Los Angeles. I play at the commerce casino all the time $200 buy-in come by and say hello.

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Originally Posted by smacc25
Swap Car for a Van, get it kitted out with bed & stuff, also be careful when its cold & you have to have the heating on as that carbon monoxide poisoning is a killer, for more tip's on how to live for free see M.Borovitz Thread in NVG. yw
I would but I'm so near broke only a few thousand dollars or so and it would cost money to get a van for my ****ty 91 toyota corrolla. thanks ill try to find the thread.

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03-12-2016 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
-Tell your mom you're just staying at a friend's house temporarily
Solid
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03-13-2016 , 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
Today I saw a family of 6 deer while hiking down the trail this morning. They let me get pretty close like 20 feet or so but they were pretty leery of me. It's awesome being so close to nature.



Los Angeles. I play at the commerce casino all the time $200 buy-in come by and say hi.
Ive often had this idea for a socal trip where I just play poker all night and sleep on the beach all day.
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03-13-2016 , 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Carnivore
Ive often had this idea for a socal trip where I just play poker all night and sleep on the beach all day.
F N, 5*, WHERE ARE WE GOING.

Seriously i'm already living like that so i do not even have to adapt... (except not, sleeping on a beach...)

Im serious were bringing rolls to last/ help us out/ accommodate us for atleast some time if something doesn't work but this actually could 100% legally work in like a very warm tourist oriented highly civilized place. 3-4 young men security is also not an issue even if we are all sleeping on towels, during the day...

The only issue is hygiene but im guessing places like... Copacabana, also maybe have pay-for 'premium' showers somewhere on it ... ? Or can pay ticket for a (hotel) pool and take a good long warm one once in 2-3 days and use beach ones the rest. Check in hostels each 4-5 days have good long sleep on beds, bath...

Cmon. a month ? If we (he who) cant make it we're spending two weeks in ho(s)tels and going back ?

* i'm looking at airbnb for Rio de J... on short notice can choose from a variety of good reviewed places for 30-40$ a day...
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03-14-2016 , 01:56 AM
"ABANDONED CAMPGROUND" ?? HOW THE #$%^ DID U FIND THAT?
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