I want to see that

Updates?

Is you car errr house all packed up and ready for the apartment eviction?

Paid December's rent in poker winnings. Was up 3k in half a month then took a $1200 hit in 2 days of playing like an idiot i guess. Whatever back on the horse. Been playing on ACR. Im playing cash games and $12.25 HUHT. Some of the HUHT players are pretty garbage. I'm pretty much using nash push fold charts to help make my decisions around 13bbs or so. And opponents are either shoving hands like J2os with 10bb or just folding too much. Playing too predictably, no bluffs etc.

Saw some new degeneracy at the Commerce Casino last night. This middle-aged guy had just busted out and rebought $200 in chips and was getting involved in a hand all-in and for whatever reason the dealer decides to front him the $200. He loses of course and when the runner comes and brings the guy his chips he takes them and leaves the table real fast while the dealer was distracted. Lol he just stole $200 from the dealer!!!!! Crazy! So they tell the floor and get security looking for him but that guy is a fart in the wind. Another player at the table said he plays here a lot he'll be back, to which i replied "He's gonna be playing at the Bike for a while!"

Have you ran into kingkrab at commerce yet?

that guy sounds like he has some serious std problems

maybe. im not hiding. i dont know what he looks like anyone know?
<<----------thats what i look like. bout to hit up the Commerce real soon here. if you see me come and embarrass me at the table. i dont care.

How did Broke Foldmaker get temp-banned? I almost enjoy his posts. How will we know about the tent?

How will we know his antics? Sadness envelops me.

Temp means temporary slow bro

Temp is abbreviation for temporary??

I still don't get what you're trying to do.

Aka you will be able to find out about tent situation temporarily

Wait, now you're just confusing me.

So you're saying that the abbreviation for temporary is temp, and I'll be able to temp-find out that Chris Reckmaker is going to be momentarily tented?

Confirmed

Disagree please find tent and do not report back until mission accomplished.

Rice Chexmixer, we do not eagerly await your return but we desire knowledge of the events. Godspeed.

I feel fantastic. Decided to say eff it to the $200 buy-in and now I'm a $500 player? Or I'm in the tent faster? Whatever. I won 370 today and 1210 yesterday. I basically won 1200 in my first 20min yesterday. I flopped a set of 3s in a limped pot and won 100 no showdown. A few hands later I raise to 25 UTG with AA 2callers and then guy reraises to 115. I shove for 570 or so get called and hold. Few hands later I limp with 22 late position 3 limpers in front of me and flop is 642ss. Lady bets out 30 same guy that reraised me calls and i say "all-in" pretty fast. Same guy calls me and 22 holds. So now I've won about 1200 in 20 mins and I play for a few more hours but its locked up. Decided to leave because a couple other players had me covered and I dont want to lose 75% of my networth on a 340bb cooler.

We didn't even need fuddyGeiser!

glgl stay out the tent

Update? Regret playing 500 yet? Is tent ready and available?

lol @ the time i called you fuddyGEISER

It's not even funny

Race Cartracker what's the scoop!?

Bro your avatar went from festive to scary seizure.

That's what happens when you get the slow poke in a tent for too long

Any update on that HU against wong ?

Wong2016 was in the WRONG2016 and found a permaban

Guess it's that time
Of the year
Where all kind of new gimmick
Are starting to appear
And dispear

Imo, I'm the best gimmick of 2016

KRISTY ITS NOT YOU YOU ARE LYING

LB don't deceive me I am friend in lolling

#Fixed

ok so havent posted or played in a while because the last time i played i was pretty pissed off at myself. i punted a stack at 500nl and obv i cant afford that. i had ATcc and about 550 in front of me. i raise to 30 in position on a few callers. 3 people call including JJ a very solid 30year old pro who ive played before and knows im at least decent up until this hand lol. flop 732 rainbow one club all check to me i bet 55 everyone folds to JJ he raises to 135 and spazz out ship all in for 525 he snap call with 33 and wins. i mean hey, i had BD flush and straight draw. eff it.

so after that took a week off playing and then got back to it fresh not caring i donked off my money so hardcore. as it stands im up 3200 over the first 30 sessions of poker since quitting. 20 wins 10 losses (including day i punted 500 in 10 min and quit). about 4 hours per session played some live some online. i need to play longer like 6 hours average at least. i feel good about the way things are going.

also, i started a tutoring business. i made a website, had business cards and flyers made and im going to go around to college campuses and try to sell people on tutoring. 1st session is free if you need math, science, or history tutoring message me!

results dont lie.

losers have a hard time believing other people can be winners at poker. so you seem like a loser to me.