...just kidding ofc


but wtf do you mean by "Just like the way they tip on the poker table"???

I accosted her in the supermarket after having seen her on a number of occasions.

And although you may see the bro as a fail, I think it's pretty ****in funny. They were both quite eager to point out that he was her brother. I think it's totally fair for her to bring him seeing how she knew nothing about me other than I was some random wanker that asked her if she'd like to go for an ice cream.

Any experienced people here think it's in any way normal for them to do that?

I guess you r a white boy. That's a joke with some truth in it. Its well known how cheap you can be.

One thing I don’t get. Here you are asking how to make a good impression on an Asian girl. It seems like you are interested in her. While some are mocking her race, you seemed to be OK. When I mention a social factor regarding your race, you get offended. WTF??

Dunno about that man. I just didn't get your joke (not that I'm saying I knew it was a joke), and I want to know what you meant by it. I've never heard of that before. But I'm far from giving enough of a **** to be offended at what is said in here. But that's just me. I could conceive why others may hold a different view.

If I'm taking any broad to dinner, I'm footing the bill (even my mother). That's that. You can find threads elsewhere on here that show the consensus among dudes* is exactly that. The chances are, I'm sure, that you're no different there either.

*of whose nationality/race I know nothing

Yah its normal for girls of a certain background to do that and its normal for these same girls to not let anyone in their pants without a lot of time effort and patients. IMO its only worth the effort if you actually fall in love with her.

Sounds like I should concentrate on a couple of upskirts shots then bail. Falling in love isn't really a common occurrence for me, nor is it on my agenda just now.

Try offering her a prawn cracker and take it from there

ask, "You wanna go play black jack baby!"

no need to worry about greeting etiquettes.. you are the man.. control the situation.. make her accommodate to you and not you accommodating to her.. just don't cross the line.. girls are girls..

tip: just don't complain about the bush. it's a major deal-breaker.

when she says "you long" don't take it as a complement. She means she disagrees with your statement.

Complaining about it is a deal breaker? If I got to that stage, I'd feed her roofies and shave that **** myself.

What is it with them and their ****in bushes?

#9 with egg drop soup

lol

Ask her if you can get a happy ending after the massage.

Tell her Bruce Lee is an idol of yours.

Gift her with a puppy, she'll be grateful for the free dinner.

If those 3 tips dont get you in between that bush then I dont know what will.

HAHAHA **** SO GOOD

tell them to get the chickan fwied wice out or else you'll deport them