Protocol: Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Im here for the pics

So...

She turned up with her brother hahahahaahhhaha

No pics yet. When I get into her FB world I shall do my duty on that front. Never felt like I could get those upskirts shots with her protector watching us. Thankfully he doesn't speak Spanish (much) or English so it wasn't too awkward ignoring him, although I did throw in the odd question for him.

She doesn't drink alcohol though, so, when the time comes, it might be difficult to explain why she can't remember last night and can't sit down.

All joking aside though I might actually make an effort with this one.

next time u meet bring her an octopus

if she likes it you'll know

Use big words to impress her.

For example, try using the word fluctuations a lot.

I LOL'd.

Say "Herro I ruv robstercraw". Then check to see if the snatch is sideways instead of up and down.

Also before you see her again ask her if she's down with a little bukakke action.

that's Japanese...

I used perpendicular when asking her about her fanny.

Me love you long time!
Oh me so Horny!

Subscribing for pics.

Give us the set up. You are in Spain? How did you meet her in the first place?

No one has mentioned the epic fail that she brought her brother to what you thought was a date...I think that means it will take at least a year to bone her.

Ill take the under.

Take this from an Asian.

Chinese women do not like guys that are cheap. There are lots of criticism about cheap "White" guys. Just like the way they tip on the poker table.

If you take her out to the movie, dont let her pay half of the popcorn and soda.

If you take her out to a restaurant, paid the whole check. And, try not to take her to McDonalds or Burger Kings.

Besides this, just show her respect and enjoy the time with her.

I'm going to destroy her.