I got the business card exchange fu down. PM for coaching.

just start handing her money. that's what she really wants. when you say no, she will be less interested.

OP's location: Europe. If she's American-ized, that's so much cross culturization it's madenning.

Flatulence is readily accepted in Chinese culture. If you have to fart, just let it rip. Holding one in is considered an insult. A good Chinese girl won't even flinch, or draw attention to it.

Lift up your kilt and give her a good eyeful of the ol' meat and two veg.

I'm led to believe they know their place as women (Confucius placed them sub servant to dominant men), and should be reminded of this whenever possible.

What's the best method for this?

Well they really love having their pictures posted on internet forums for one

Friend of mine thought this - married tiny Japanese woman - is now the most henpecked husband I know. She dominates him with a will of iron, and occasionally threatens him with a carving knife.

Would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad. I think he's like 6'4" and she's about 4'9".

These are very true words.

Also,
Try her, she might be a squirter. I did a giant like this (i have no control when drunk) and she didnt just squirt, she frigging gushed like a broken fire hydrant.

Just ply yourself with plenty of wine beforehand. Try to double fist her too. bang her arse with her vibrator while you're trouser trout is in her cod cave (100% she has a giant vibro)

These are things you got to get off your tick list imo. tie her up and ****in abuse that ****. she clearly wants it

pics of date?

I'll try to get some upskirt shots from under the table and maybe a face shot. Hopefully this time I won't forget to mute my iPhone.
EvilDead, I agree with you, but she is a bit small for double fisting.

No, it's still freaking hilarious (if true).

I doubt that escort girl will worry about kiss on a cheek

This is better than Tunaman's thread!