Anally?

this story sounds really legit

It can happen. I've seen a movie where it happened.

Magic Johnson obv

OP,
thes guyz, they aren't the f***ups from the plasma center,
right?

[true fact: the local plasma center here will hook u up w/ 250-400$ a week, but they inoculate u w/ Hep B or C frist,
and no, I ain't sure which 1.]

there going to turn you into the next face eating zombie

edit: they're

Injectable bath salts..... interesting

Tell them you want a million dollars. They will say yes.

I hope this advice gets to you. The wifi in this underground medical facility sucks. I have to go do my rounds now. If this homeless reduction program goes well, i might get a promotion! So far i'm way under budget since no one lives to have to pay them.

87% sure this is evanwilliams' roommate

Expect to become a human centipede. Am jealous.

fyp

you know it's gotta be nasty

I call levelage.

Most underground medical facilities have DSL.

Man up.

yawn