I was homeless and living in a barn. Recently I have been staying at a friends house and I saw an ad for human testing. It actually made it sound like it was for medicines and food so I went and signed up. On my first day they did a bunch of tests which they discovered my immune system is extemely irregular. And by irregular I mean in a good way. When they looked up my health records they saw I had cancer twice and beat it both times without medication. It just disappeared.

4 hours later two government agents arrive and ask me to take a drive. So I agree and they take me to some underground medical center. I speak with a highly trained medical officer and and some top government agent. They ask me if I want to change the world and if so they want to infect me with a virus and see how my body reacts. The weird thing, they wont tell me what the virus is and will pay me a lot of money

Should I do it? They gave me 2 days to decide

It pays $40,000. Should I demand more money? I think I should but these guys are creeping me out, i think if I say no they are going to kill me

Sounds like a win win to me.

Sounds like a beautiful mind

Well, what did the dog say you should do?

its aids imo

dude you live at a friends / barn it can't get any worse, just say you do it for 50 and you need some days to spend it, save 10K if you dont die,

Snap call AINEC

The government never gives anyone anything. I'm calling bs

Oh-I didn't read op

which government?

!BEWARE!

whatever the minimum price you would charge to suck another man's dick is the price you should demand. I say this because it probably doesn't ever get worse than having to suck another man's dick for money, so while you are miserable and dying you can say to yourself "well at least I am not sucking a man's dick"

Sidenote --> if that price comes to anything less than a million, you probably have the gay

Demand more money and permanent health care for life

Would suck a dude's dick for less then unknown virus

tell them you will do it for free

take the blue pill. not the red one.

Post pics, we all may want to inject you, and we can keep the authorities our of this.

Do you have a living will?

Damned dirty apes!