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Old 05-07-2010, 04:00 PM   #1
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Girl tells me to "Please Leave Me Alone"

LOL what a skank. Not really but still lol. Got this 1 girls number ive been chatting up at the mall. We set up a date Friday but she flaked out.

So i saw Iron Man last night midnight with my friends instead. So i walk in today to get my normal coffee and start my SCOOP schedule and sng/mtt day. I always get a coffee from starbucks im not a creeper.

So the place was super busy and i couldnt even say hi. So i sent a gay text when i left saying i was gonna give her my review of the movie.

So i get a response back sayin "Please leave me alone". I shrugged it off, i can care less just a random girl i tried to befriend. But ya lol it was kinda funny. Maybe tomorrow im gonna just walk in there say im a registered sex offender and sit there with my laptop playin poker with the Starbucks WiFi.

W/e friends throwing a party downtown at some club tomorrow when hes turns 21. So maybe i can find some pussy there. Pretty funny though i never got a mean message like so. But im hella cute so i shouldnt have a problem

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Old 05-07-2010, 04:00 PM   #2
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Re: Girl tells me to "Please Leave Me Alone"

I can't even give this a 'cool story bro'. Just post pics or GTFO.

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Old 05-07-2010, 04:02 PM   #3
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Re: Girl tells me to "Please Leave Me Alone"

stopped after the first two sentences to post this.

ill wait to see other replies before deciding if i should read the rest.
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:05 PM   #4
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Re: Girl tells me to "Please Leave Me Alone"

you have Cam in your ****ing name..how do you not poast pics of girl?
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:05 PM   #5
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Heres a picture of the coffee i got


Here is a pic of a registered sex offender
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:06 PM   #6
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So i get a response back sayin "Please leave me alone".
Meh, standard.
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:06 PM   #7
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LOL what a skank. Not really but still lol. Got this 1 girls number ive been chatting up at the mall. We set up a date Friday but she flaked out.

So i saw Iron Man last night midnight with my friends instead. So i walk in today to get my normal coffee and start my SCOOP schedule and sng/mtt day. I always get a coffee from starbucks im not a creeper.

So the place was super busy and i couldnt even say hi. So i sent a gay text when i left saying i was gonna give her my review of the movie.

So i get a response back sayin "Please leave me alone". I shrugged it off, i can care less just a random girl i tried to befriend. But ya lol it was kinda funny. Maybe tomorrow im gonna just walk in there say im a registered sex offender and sit there with my laptop playin poker with the Starbucks WiFi.

W/e friends throwing a party downtown at some club tomorrow when hes turns 21. So maybe i can find my pussy there. Pretty funny thought i never got a mean message like so. But im hella cute so i shouldnt have a problem
Yes yes, pics or gtfo.

Same thing happened to me. She's obviously sexing the barrister.

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Old 05-07-2010, 04:09 PM   #8
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She's obv "playing games", time to start stalking ainec.
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:10 PM   #9
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she totally wants you man....
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:10 PM   #10
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Prop bet: How much coffee can you drink in a day?
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:12 PM   #11
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Text back....."sorry wrong person" then ask if you can tap
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:12 PM   #12
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she totally wants you man....
I hope you can tell by the tone in which i type but its all a big joke to me. Im not like you, some scumbag sitting here typing dumb little 1 sentence responses. I know im super cool and shes definentely missing out cuz im very funny. But sit and hate while i grind and take maneys.
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:13 PM   #13
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I hope you can tell by the tone in which i type but its all a big joke to me. Im not like you, some scumbag sitting here typing dumb little 1 sentence responses. I know im super cool and shes definentely missing out cuz im very funny. But sit and hate while i grind and take maneys.
Crap, I'm not like you.
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:13 PM   #14
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I hope you can tell by the tone in which i type but its all a big joke to me. Im not like you, some scumbag sitting here typing dumb little 1 sentence responses. I know im super cool and shes definentely missing out cuz im very funny. But sit and hate while i grind and take maneys.
ur cocky as ***, but i guess you need to be otherwise ud be depressed....


ask her whats wrong or why she said that
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:14 PM   #15
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At least she didn't call in sick to work to avoid you. heh
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