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Pretty much confirmed imo. I think on of the first questions on the "Are You a Pedophile Quiz" is: "Have you ever show a underage girl your penis?

Why dont you have a seat over there?

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03-07-2008 , 10:24 AM

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rocketsfan4lyfe

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who brings a laptop to the bathroom, no reason can justify this.

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03-07-2008 , 10:29 AM

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UFO1947

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Originally Posted by Snygaard

Yeah she is hot, she is underage and there is a big chance I'm a pedo

there is only one thing you can do now, run and hope the father doesn't find out.

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03-07-2008 , 11:28 AM

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its_just_me

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wow a gurl saw your weener? wow that never happened to me. must suck....oh wait...nvm

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03-07-2008 , 12:14 PM

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MortalWombat

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Originally Posted by kylephilly

the responses in this thread are making me hard they are so funny

Apparently that wasn't the only thing that made you hard

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03-07-2008 , 01:02 PM

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Snygaard

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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Pretty much confirmed imo. I think on of the first questions on the "Are You a Pedophile Quiz" is: "Have you ever show a underage girl your penis?

Why dont you have a seat over there?

Would it help if I was underage as well?

Oh wait... nvm

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03-07-2008 , 03:10 PM

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nuclear500

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Is it true a camera adds 10 pounds?

and 2"

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03-07-2008 , 06:09 PM

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bluey

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(3:58:05 PM) bluey: hey question
(3:58:11 PM) girl: ok
(3:58:36 PM) bluey: a guys penis when soft compared to hard is 1. same size 2. smaller 3. bigger
(3:58:57 PM) girl: why are you asking me this
(3:59:22 PM) bluey: to see if girls know the correct answer
(3:59:30 PM) bluey: ill tell you afterwards
(3:59:59 PM) girl: is it bigger when its soft? because when its hard its tight... i dont know
(4:00:18 PM) bluey: oh god

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03-07-2008 , 06:18 PM

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Dan87

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bitch is dum yo

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03-07-2008 , 06:27 PM

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dhg223

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Shrinkage? You mean like laundry?

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03-07-2008 , 06:38 PM

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bluey

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Originally Posted by dhg223

Shrinkage? You mean like laundry?

haha exactly what i thought

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03-07-2008 , 06:42 PM

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Low Key

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Originally Posted by bluey

Standard imo

Also, instead of a ruler, he should stick it next to a metric ruler. Then she gets all impressed when she sees it's in the double digits.

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03-07-2008 , 06:47 PM

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vaNq

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Originally Posted by Low Key

Standard imo

Also, instead of a ruler, he should stick it next to a metric ruler. Then she gets all impressed when she sees it's in the high single digits.

fyp

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03-07-2008 , 06:53 PM

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Borned_Luckbox1

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Originally Posted by dhg223

Shrinkage? You mean like laundry?

It shrinks like a frightened turtle ffs

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03-07-2008 , 07:41 PM

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Chad

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it always surpises me excalty how little they know about us.

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03-07-2008 , 08:03 PM

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Weezer

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you should be proud of your peanus.

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03-07-2008 , 08:06 PM

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Low Key

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Originally Posted by Chad

it always surpises me excalty how little they know about us.

I was with a girl a few years back who had been with a number of men, but I was merely the second to have found her clitoris. (The other guy directs porn) Apparently not knowing the anatomy of your sexual partner is standard.

Unless you're gay, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by Weezer

you should be proud of your peanus.

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03-08-2008 , 06:26 AM

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Snygaard

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Originally Posted by bluey

Wow this made me sad. Apperently my penis didn't scare her away. Im seeing her on monday

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03-08-2008 , 06:52 AM

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x6tence

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what will you do if she asks to see it in person?

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03-08-2008 , 07:43 AM

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MortalWombat

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Originally Posted by x6tence

what will you do if she asks to see it in person?

Cut it off and mail it to her. Chicks always fall for romantic corny gestures like that.

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03-08-2008 , 07:52 AM

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Low Key

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Originally Posted by MortalWombat

Cut it off and mail it to her. Chicks always fall for romantic corny gestures like that.

Seriously! Van Gogh woulda got so much more pussy if he had more ears to cut off.

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03-08-2008 , 06:08 PM

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vaNq

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cue the family guy reference where van gogh gets his girlfriend his ear as a present

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03-08-2008 , 06:27 PM

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ZOMG_RIGGED!

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or Lois his thumb

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03-08-2008 , 07:43 PM

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curve

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brag: most girls think you can't pee while being hard!

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