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03-06-2008 , 08:49 PM
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laptops to bathroom = standard. why wouldn't you?
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03-06-2008 , 08:51 PM
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laptops to bathroom = standard. why wouldn't you?
i do it all the time
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03-06-2008 , 09:12 PM
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the responses in this thread are making me hard they are so funny
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03-06-2008 , 09:16 PM
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wait were u really looking at a nonporn video

and why wasnt it hard doesnt it have to be hard to jerk
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03-06-2008 , 09:29 PM
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Quote:
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wait were u really looking at a nonporn video

and why wasnt it hard doesnt it have to be hard to jerk
when it's soft you can squeeze it tho...

you know, like a soft nice squeeze, maybe some lotion, maybe - just maybe - a pic of stealthmunk as your wallpaper and then you just go to town on that dick and squeeze out some man juice and then maybe smear it all over your face and then maybe you take out your mothers lipstick and write slut all over your belly and then you wake up and realize it was all a dream...

Spoiler:
it wasnt a dream at all. help me. my parents have kicked me out of the house over this. pm if you can offer me a place to live. or maybe just a squeeze job. i got this cheeseburger man...
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03-06-2008 , 09:31 PM
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The correct response to this was:

"Don't act like you're not impressed"
this is the correct course of action btw. she's gonna want that dick soooo bad.
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03-06-2008 , 09:44 PM
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This is a win win situation but only if 1) she is hot and 2) you are not lacking in size. Good luck.
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03-06-2008 , 09:50 PM
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I agree with the guy that said to tell her to return the favor.


post pictures.
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03-07-2008 , 02:32 AM
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wait were u really looking at a nonporn video

and why wasnt it hard doesnt it have to be hard to jerk

I had only sat for like 30 sec, and no I was not trying to find a nonporn video
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03-07-2008 , 02:55 AM
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Beat: The bitch didnt write me to say I forgot to turn of webcam or stopped looking
Sounds like a brag afaik
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03-07-2008 , 03:16 AM
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Sounds like a brag afaik
qft

if she were what with the offended, she woulda closed the prog or window or whatever.
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03-07-2008 , 05:15 AM
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when it's soft you can squeeze it tho...

you know, like a soft nice squeeze, maybe some lotion, maybe - just maybe - a pic of stealthmunk as your wallpaper and then you just go to town on that dick and squeeze out some man juice and then maybe smear it all over your face and then maybe you take out your mothers lipstick and write slut all over your belly and then you wake up and realize it was all a dream...

Spoiler:
it wasnt a dream at all. help me. my parents have kicked me out of the house over this. pm if you can offer me a place to live. or maybe just a squeeze job. i got this cheeseburger man...
post more please.
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03-07-2008 , 05:28 AM
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Big floppy donkeydick.
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03-07-2008 , 05:32 AM
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mines bigger when its soft
qft
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03-07-2008 , 06:46 AM
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dude, you should totally ask her to return the favor next to see her.
Tit for tat
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03-07-2008 , 06:49 AM
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Ask her to send pictures of her "privates" -> upload to 2+2 = win
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03-07-2008 , 06:53 AM
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How old was she?


Cos if she was underage, I have to change your undertitle to 'pedo'
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03-07-2008 , 06:55 AM
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Brag: Cos if she was underage, I have to change your undertitle to 'pedo'
imo
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03-07-2008 , 06:55 AM
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diebitter can you change my title to "fapping"
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03-07-2008 , 07:41 AM
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I was kidding. I can only change my own undertitle.
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03-07-2008 , 07:45 AM
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Because you are grotesquely handsome ?
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03-07-2008 , 09:18 AM
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If your dick is normal sized or bigger this can only be a brag.
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03-07-2008 , 09:46 AM
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Is it true a camera adds 10 pounds?
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03-07-2008 , 09:50 AM
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Is she hot?
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03-07-2008 , 09:51 AM
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Also next time, make sure it's erect, next to a ruler and send the message: your move
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