So I was sitting on MSN talking with some chick while webcam was on. We say good night and I decide to go to the bathroom to rub one out.
Suddenly I realize webcam is still on and she hasnt logged out yet! I hope she somehow didnt see anything so I obv turn off webcam.
2 sek later:
Her: "What were you doing
Me: "What" (acting like this just didnt happen)
Her: "You brought laptop to the toilet?"
Me: ****... Well this is not how it looks! I was just watching this nonporn video and wanted to watch the end while I was here"
Her: Haha... Im laughing like crazy now... I think i saw too much
Me: "No you didnt... you're obv lieing"
Her. No Im not Snygaard.. Im actually quite embarressed now"
Me: "You are the one who are embaressed? Sigh.. This is pretty ****ing unlucky"
Her: Well things happen
Me: Yea good night
Beat: Girl saw my nonhard dick on webcam
Beat: It was not hard yet!
Beat: I didnt see any of her privates
Beat: The bitch didnt write me to say I forgot to turn of webcam or stopped looking
Beat: I'm too lazy to make a gimmick
Brag: How is this a brag?
Variance: I'll probably find this funny in a year or two