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Old 03-06-2008, 06:59 PM   #1
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Angry A girl saw my penis

So I was sitting on MSN talking with some chick while webcam was on. We say good night and I decide to go to the bathroom to rub one out.
Suddenly I realize webcam is still on and she hasnt logged out yet! I hope she somehow didnt see anything so I obv turn off webcam.
2 sek later:
Her: "What were you doing "
Me: "What" (acting like this just didnt happen)
Her: "You brought laptop to the toilet?"
Me: ****... Well this is not how it looks! I was just watching this nonporn video and wanted to watch the end while I was here"
Her: Haha... Im laughing like crazy now... I think i saw too much
Me: "No you didnt... you're obv lieing"
Her. No Im not Snygaard.. Im actually quite embarressed now"
Me: "You are the one who are embaressed? Sigh.. This is pretty ****ing unlucky"
Her: Well things happen
Me: Yea good night

Beat: Girl saw my nonhard dick on webcam
Beat: It was not hard yet!
Beat: I didnt see any of her privates
Beat: The bitch didnt write me to say I forgot to turn of webcam or stopped looking
Beat: I'm too lazy to make a gimmick

Brag: How is this a brag?

Variance: I'll probably find this funny in a year or two
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:01 PM   #2
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Re: A girl saw my penis

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So I was sitting on MSN talking with some chick while webcam was on. We say good night and I decide to go to the bathroom to rub one out.
Suddenly I realize webcam is still on and she hasnt logged out yet! I hope she somehow didnt see anything so I obv turn off webcam.
2 sek later:
Her: "What were you doing "
Me: "What" (acting like this just didnt happen)
Her: "You brought laptop to the toilet?"
Me: ****... Well this is not how it looks! I was just watching this nonporn video and wanted to watch the end while I was here"
Her: Haha... Im laughing like crazy now... I think i saw too much
Me: "No you didnt... you're obv lieing"
Her. No Im not Snygaard.. Im actually quite embarressed now"
Me: "You are the one who are embaressed? Sigh.. This is pretty ****ing unlucky"
Her: Well things happen
Me: Yea good night

Beat: Girl saw my nonhard dick on webcam
Beat: It was not hard yet!
Beat: I didnt see any of her privates
Beat: The bitch didnt write me to say I forgot to turn of webcam or stopped looking
Beat: I'm too lazy to make a gimmick

Brag: How is this a brag?

Variance: I'll probably find this funny in a year or two
Brag: It's bigger when it's hard.
Beat: Most girls don't know this.
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:01 PM   #3
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Re: A girl saw my penis

This could be a brag if the girl is freaky.
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:08 PM   #4
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Brag: It's bigger when it's hard.
Beat: Most girls don't know this.
one of these in false
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:11 PM   #5
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one of these in false
I'm dying to know which.
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:15 PM   #6
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Re: A girl saw my penis

mines bigger when its soft
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:35 PM   #7
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mines bigger when its soft
thats A MASSIVE beat
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:36 PM   #8
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Beat: taking laptop to the toilet, regardless of reason.
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:36 PM   #9
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mines softer when its big
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:38 PM   #10
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Re: A girl saw my penis

What's the problem if she saw it?
(unless she laughed hard while pointing at it)
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:43 PM   #11
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What's the problem if she saw it?
(unless she laughed hard while pointing at it)

The problems isn't really the fact that she saw it, its the way it happened
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:43 PM   #12
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:44 PM   #13
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Beat: taking laptop to the toilet, regardless of reason.
Why is that?
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:50 PM   #14
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Beat: taking laptop to the toilet, regardless of reason.
sometimes i have to take a **** really bad and im in tournaments so i have to take the laptop with me
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:52 PM   #15
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Re: A girl saw my penis

1) Tell you meant for her to see it.
2) Point her toward this article:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33748
3) ?????
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:56 PM   #16
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Re: A girl saw my penis

The correct response to this was:

"Don't act like you're not impressed"
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:03 PM   #17
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when i get aroused my penis turn into a vagina.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:14 PM   #18
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transformer genitals ldo
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:17 PM   #19
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mines bigger when its soft
wat
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:25 PM   #20
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Re: A girl saw my penis

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wat
wow, you win my laugh for tonights high no ho mo
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:26 PM   #21
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Re: A girl saw my penis

luckily you realized it was on before you started cranking it. then again, it might have been better for her to see that rather than you dropping a ferocious deuce.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:34 PM   #22
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Re: A girl saw my penis

Penises are supposed to go hard?

I think i'm missing something here
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:43 PM   #23
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Re: A girl saw my penis

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The correct response to this was:

"Don't act like you're not impressed"
lmao come on guys how did this response not get more love

idk if i laughed at op or this response more, but damn this thread
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:47 PM   #24
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Re: A girl saw my penis

dude, you should totally ask her to return the favor next to see her.

what i'm saying is


ask to see her penis
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:49 PM   #25
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dude, you should totally ask her to return the favor next to see her.

what i'm saying is

ask to see her take a dump
fyp
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