So I was sitting on MSN talking with some chick while webcam was on. We say good night and I decide to go to the bathroom to rub one out.
Suddenly I realize webcam is still on and she hasnt logged out yet! I hope she somehow didnt see anything so I obv turn off webcam.
2 sek later:
Her: "What were you doing "
Me: "What" (acting like this just didnt happen)
Her: "You brought laptop to the toilet?"
Me: ****... Well this is not how it looks! I was just watching this nonporn video and wanted to watch the end while I was here"
Her: Haha... Im laughing like crazy now... I think i saw too much
Me: "No you didnt... you're obv lieing"
Her. No Im not Snygaard.. Im actually quite embarressed now"
Me: "You are the one who are embaressed? Sigh.. This is pretty ****ing unlucky"
Her: Well things happen
Me: Yea good night

Beat: Girl saw my nonhard dick on webcam
Beat: It was not hard yet!
Beat: I didnt see any of her privates
Beat: The bitch didnt write me to say I forgot to turn of webcam or stopped looking
Beat: I'm too lazy to make a gimmick

Brag: How is this a brag?

Variance: I'll probably find this funny in a year or two

Brag: It's bigger when it's hard.
Beat: Most girls don't know this.

This could be a brag if the girl is freaky.

one of these in false

I'm dying to know which.

mines bigger when its soft

thats A MASSIVE beat

Beat: taking laptop to the toilet, regardless of reason.

mines softer when its big

What's the problem if she saw it?
(unless she laughed hard while pointing at it)

The problems isn't really the fact that she saw it, its the way it happened

standard

Why is that?

sometimes i have to take a **** really bad and im in tournaments so i have to take the laptop with me

1) Tell you meant for her to see it.
2) Point her toward this article:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33748
3) ?????

The correct response to this was:

"Don't act like you're not impressed"

when i get aroused my penis turn into a vagina.

transformer genitals ldo

wat

wow, you win my laugh for tonights high no ho mo

luckily you realized it was on before you started cranking it. then again, it might have been better for her to see that rather than you dropping a ferocious deuce.

Penises are supposed to go hard?

I think i'm missing something here

lmao come on guys how did this response not get more love

idk if i laughed at op or this response more, but damn this thread

dude, you should totally ask her to return the favor next to see her.

what i'm saying is


ask to see her penis

fyp