After just posting a health&fitness thread with the title "14 days without drinking", I just broke the head of my bong... Oh lord, **** you, you ****ing aggro bastard! (not gonna buy new one, postpone to 1-2 spliffs at night)

I might explain that I lately met an absurdly hot mazedonian girl (no facebook = no pics), decided to take job due to that - cause she has a 2 good jobs etc ladida - and started doing my driving license, cleaning my flat, and furiously working on my abs, since she noted they they have to protrude.... after touching me, in return of my stupid titty-stare-look-away-look-back move on the dancefloor of a goa-party...
I also still grind the pokerz on the internetz....
I managed to arrange a date in the first week of May - before SCOOP - on neutral ground, after she denied my quickly offered help to drill her new TV at the wall, with the roto hammer that I have at home...

Maybe this is the time to get serious, or at least try to, for once in my life...

I also got a new part-time job, and the chance for a full time job, and intend to start twitching my left over poker-session with 530$ 8-Game and PLO.
And when I wake up, I will regret all of this and be suicidal, until I had a pot of black tea...

What sort of bits does your roto hammer take? I'm an SDS+ man myself.

gl, OP

sounds familiar

Need the story on how you broke your bong. Jeez dude, don't you know how important that is?

If a woman ever accuses you of staring at her tits, tell her you were gazing at her tits instead. Its a winner dude.

That would sound creepy in German. Come to think of it, it sounds creepy in English, too.

Don't know about the German, but in English it works.

Makes them laugh every time.

gazing INTO her tits, maybe?

Also beware OP; maybe all she wants from you is your p

That sounds extra-dirty, the way you splitted it.

lol just realized

i bet it sounds even dirtier in german

Everything sounds dirty in German