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03-02-2010 , 09:53 PM

#151

OMGMileyCyrus

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 745

I check raised god now he's PISSED

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03-03-2010 , 01:22 AM

#152

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

"I disagree."

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03-03-2010 , 07:13 AM

#153

rizeagainst

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,179

"Christianity"

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03-03-2010 , 08:51 AM

#154

pepsimaxxx

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 439

Please don't give me a racist ban for this but I have seen someones before whose was "hates paki's"

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03-03-2010 , 09:02 AM

#155

its_just_me

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,289

holy batman

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03-03-2010 , 10:28 AM

#156

Han Solo

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 158

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE F DO

Nobody else is a satinist?

nah i prefer cotton

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03-03-2010 , 11:12 AM

#157

Seven_of_Cups

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 211

"To you I'm an Athiest, to God I'm a loyal opponent."

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03-03-2010 , 04:20 PM

#158

PatInTheHat

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,184

Maybe too obsecure:

George Carlin
"I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't **** around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that ********** out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat."

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03-03-2010 , 04:31 PM

#159

Mark1010

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 634

^ Not that obscure at all imo

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03-03-2010 , 06:22 PM

#160

Lawl In

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 224

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Originally Posted by Han Solo

nah i prefer cotton

ZING!

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03-03-2010 , 07:24 PM

#161

OMGMileyCyrus

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 745

Do Gay's even get to go to heaven?

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04-20-2010 , 12:49 AM

#162

Aryssa Pants

stranger

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1

mine is "Only on Christmas"
lol

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04-20-2010 , 01:01 AM

#163

nuisance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,644

I'll repent on my death bed, just in case.

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06-14-2010 , 11:06 PM

#164

Dulz

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
- Woody Allen (1935-)

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06-14-2010 , 11:25 PM

#165

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dulz

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
- Woody Allen (1935-)

LOL jews.

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06-14-2010 , 11:35 PM

#166

TayWolf55

enthusiast

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 73

A friend of mine:

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Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man

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06-15-2010 , 12:21 AM

#167

adizzle13

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

sorry to steal, but i was just forced to use that^^^^

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07-26-2010 , 06:06 PM

#168

cheese and rice

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1

if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.

thats mine. :]

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07-26-2010 , 07:10 PM

#169

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

"Oh man, I have no idea what's goin on right now"
-Towelie

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07-26-2010 , 07:39 PM

#170

holdme

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 11,218

i want to put

Religious Views: Republican
Political Views: Christian

but i dont want anyone to think im a republican or christian, but lots of people think im christian anyway but still!!