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Old 03-01-2008, 08:14 AM   #101
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Re: funny things to put in Religious Views section on Facebook

It's not like you killed someone. It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side. Talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why he did it all for you.
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:42 AM   #102
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The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence. - Abu’l‐Ala al Ma’arri

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.

On the first day, man created God.

I’m a polyatheist - there are many gods I don’t believe in. - Dan Fouts

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin

Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people. - David Viaene

Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus

I have no need for religion, I have a conscience.
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Old 03-01-2008, 10:45 AM   #103
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Passaman PM'd me last night, and I PM'd him a link to this thread. Stay tuned!
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Old 03-01-2008, 11:20 AM   #104
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Old 03-01-2008, 02:39 PM   #105
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I am "Fearing Xenu"
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Old 03-01-2008, 02:41 PM   #106
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"Soulja Boy Tellem" has been my religious view for the past few months.
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Old 03-01-2008, 03:33 PM   #107
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Old 03-01-2008, 03:40 PM   #108
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Old 03-01-2008, 04:01 PM   #109
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um, it's latvian orthodox obviously

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Old 03-21-2008, 12:32 AM   #110
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Bump.


I have changed mine in memory of Arthur C. Clarke, who has passed away.



True story: My full name is David Clarke Mayo. The "Clarke" is because my dad was a science fiction fan. And I know that this is a line from the movie and not the book. But I couldn't come up with any good variations on "The Nine Billion Names of God."
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:42 AM   #111
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:48 AM   #112
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Saw it immediately.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:32 PM   #113
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religious views: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:08 PM   #114
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"Try hitting her/it"
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:53 PM   #115
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Didn't read the whole thread, but mine was Funkadelic Parliamentarian for a long, long time.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:22 PM   #116
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"Arm the Homeless" or "Nuke the Whales"
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:30 PM   #117
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mine just says "flaky", which was a joke obviously, but is also distressingly accurate.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:36 PM   #118
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Anything that involves lots of sex.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:17 PM   #119
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:22 PM   #120
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Religious Views: I barely believe I exist
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:11 PM   #121
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Re: funny things to put in Religious Views section on Facebook

LOL I like this thread a lot. I read through the whole thing at once and didn't feel cheated at all. I liked these ones especially

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." Benjamin Franklin
These were especially good because of who said them

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Can't take credit for it, but one of my good friend's is...

"Religious Views: I'd prefer not to get into it, because historically it always leads to people killing each other."
I like this one a lot. Also I like your name. It reminded me of a quote I have on my facebook profile taken from Great Gatsby "The rich get richer and the poor get...children."

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"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand."

"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.

On the first day, man created God.

Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus
A couple of my friends' quotes are "pastafarian" (already mentioned, i know) and "religious views: are funny"
fwiw mine has always read "life is an LOL donkament" but I'm thinking of updating it
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:19 PM   #122
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Good thread this.

Mine used to be "that would be an ecumenical matter" (quote of Father Ted).

But a lot of people seem to have that, so now it's:

Religious Views: on a clear day I can see a church from my window
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Old 06-01-2008, 07:24 PM   #123
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http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/God
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Old 06-08-2008, 05:59 AM   #124
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Evolution > Religion
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:12 PM   #125
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Pragmatism
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