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Old 02-27-2008, 09:52 PM   #61
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:52 PM   #62
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:45 PM   #63
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You're a son of a bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What? Was that supposed to be funny? 'You can't concieve, nor can I, the appaling strangeness of the mercy of God' says Ghram Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cus I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh, a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours but praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, 68 crew. You know what a tender ship does? It fixes the other ships. It doesn't even carry guns. It just goes around and fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes I lied. It was a sin. I've commited many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We're not fighting a war. I've raised three children. That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio, a deo justo, a deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui; officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem eas in crucem. You get Hoynes.


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Old 02-27-2008, 11:02 PM   #64
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Old 02-27-2008, 11:31 PM   #65
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"The penitent man shall pass."
"He died for our sins lol."
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Old 02-27-2008, 11:46 PM   #66
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mine's "No fat chicks"
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:33 AM   #67
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and on the twelfth day we came upon the land of the lotus eaters and they did not harm us but offered us a plant that was so delicious that those who ate it forgot about returning home and wanted to stay and eat lotus with the lotus-eaters
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And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.-
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:49 AM   #69
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:22 AM   #70
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Put in something aboout wanting to bring back the Christian Crusades that were back in the good ol' days.
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:33 AM   #71
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"All thinking men are atheists." - Hemingway

"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then where does that leave God?" - George Daacon

"I'm a born-again atheist." - Gore Vidal

"To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it." - Olin Miller

"Every dogma has its day." - Israel Zangwill

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"God bless those pagans." - Homer Simpson

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." Benjamin Franklin
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:33 PM   #72
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:18 PM   #73
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"Please Lee, just one time"
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:27 PM   #74
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:06 AM   #75
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