Religious Views: sometimes after i drop acid u kno?

“This human world of ours would be inconceivable without the practical existence of a religious belief.”

( Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, Ralph Mannheim, ed., New York: Mariner Books, 1999, p. 152. )

**** Worshipper

the best ive seen so far is

"racist"

bonus pts if you know whose it is

i just put "Patrik Antonius" in my Religious Views section.

surely that should be political views

mayo will you be my facebook friend

dutch

"Black people"

Mine was "Ace of Base" but just changed it to "lol religion"

Waiting For Godot

Sure!

http://utk.facebook.com/profile.php?id=38306280

You're a son of a bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What? Was that supposed to be funny? 'You can't concieve, nor can I, the appaling strangeness of the mercy of God' says Ghram Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cus I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh, a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours but praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, 68 crew. You know what a tender ship does? It fixes the other ships. It doesn't even carry guns. It just goes around and fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes I lied. It was a sin. I've commited many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We're not fighting a war. I've raised three children. That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio, a deo justo, a deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui; officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem eas in crucem. You get Hoynes.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

"The penitent man shall pass."
"He died for our sins lol."
"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and as a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."
"ZorroAssTrian"

mine's "No fat chicks"

Jeebus

and on the twelfth day we came upon the land of the lotus eaters and they did not harm us but offered us a plant that was so delicious that those who ate it forgot about returning home and wanted to stay and eat lotus with the lotus-eaters

And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.-

imo

Put in something aboout wanting to bring back the Christian Crusades that were back in the good ol' days.

"All thinking men are atheists." - Hemingway

"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then where does that leave God?" - George Daacon

"I'm a born-again atheist." - Gore Vidal

"To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it." - Olin Miller

"Every dogma has its day." - Israel Zangwill

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"God bless those pagans." - Homer Simpson

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." Benjamin Franklin

wicken

"Please Lee, just one time"

secular humanist

"Only on a Monday."