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Old 02-27-2008, 12:41 PM   #26
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Re: funny things to put in Religious Views section on Facebook

this is true
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:45 PM   #27
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Re: funny things to put in Religious Views section on Facebook

"diebitter"
"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD!!"
"Whatever Passaman is"
"I'm gullible, send me a message!"
"Hope I die before I get old."
"Who needs virgins? Sloots4life!" <-- Only if you are a furriner with darkish skin, or if you have a beard.
"Is semen kosher?"
"Pascal's wager ftw!"

But in reality, the best answer is to find a hot girl, put whatever she has, then ask her if you can go to church with her, because you're still looking for a church that is "a good fit." Then have sex with her.
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:54 PM   #28
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"Scientology..."
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:04 PM   #29
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Sklanskyism
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:06 PM   #30
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Mine is "Zack Morris", previously it was "Fresh Prince"
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:14 PM   #31
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"She said 'Tell me are you a Christian child' I said 'Ma'am I am tonight.' "
That may be too long imo.

" 'Theology' by Sinead O'Connor sucks balls."
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:33 PM   #32
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:39 PM   #33
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"I'll repent on my deathbed."
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:42 PM   #34
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"I'll repent on my deathbed."
this ones pretty good
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:05 PM   #35
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"religion is the opiate of the masses"
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:08 PM   #36
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you all fail imo
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:28 PM   #37
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you all fail imo
wat

Also,

"Pagan chicks are hot."
"I am a Nowitzness."


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Old 02-27-2008, 02:35 PM   #38
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Try hitting Jebus imo
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:36 PM   #39
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wat

Also,

"Pagan chicks are hot."
"iveysanig"
"I am a Nowitzness."

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Old 02-27-2008, 02:37 PM   #40
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:38 PM   #41
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Raptor Christian
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:03 PM   #42
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Non denominational skeptic- Carl Sagan
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:13 PM   #43
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I put Zoroastrianism cause I am one.
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:25 PM   #44
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"be nice to people."
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:30 PM   #45
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Religious Views: Few and far between
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:31 PM   #46
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Religious Views: I never pray to god, i pray to gotti
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:36 PM   #47
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Religion: Rape and Kill Because it is God's Will
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:40 PM   #48
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I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
- Jules Renard
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:42 PM   #49
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:44 PM   #50
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"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin
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