It's not like you killed someone. It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side. Talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why he did it all for you.

The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence. - Abu’l‐Ala al Ma’arri

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.

On the first day, man created God.

I’m a polyatheist - there are many gods I don’t believe in. - Dan Fouts

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin

Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people. - David Viaene

Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus

I have no need for religion, I have a conscience.

Passaman PM'd me last night, and I PM'd him a link to this thread. Stay tuned!

stairs rubling airents ,comging bo **** bye

I am "Fearing Xenu"

"Soulja Boy Tellem" has been my religious view for the past few months.

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

prove it

um, it's latvian orthodox obviously

Bump.


I have changed mine in memory of Arthur C. Clarke, who has passed away.



True story: My full name is David Clarke Mayo. The "Clarke" is because my dad was a science fiction fan. And I know that this is a line from the movie and not the book. But I couldn't come up with any good variations on "The Nine Billion Names of God."

Saw it immediately.

religious views: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

"Try hitting her/it"

Didn't read the whole thread, but mine was Funkadelic Parliamentarian for a long, long time.

"Arm the Homeless" or "Nuke the Whales"

mine just says "flaky", which was a joke obviously, but is also distressingly accurate.

Anything that involves lots of sex.

strictly karate

Religious Views: I barely believe I exist

LOL I like this thread a lot. I read through the whole thing at once and didn't feel cheated at all. I liked these ones especially

These were especially good because of who said them

I like this one a lot. Also I like your name. It reminded me of a quote I have on my facebook profile taken from Great Gatsby "The rich get richer and the poor get...children."

A couple of my friends' quotes are "pastafarian" (already mentioned, i know) and "religious views: are funny"
fwiw mine has always read "life is an LOL donkament" but I'm thinking of updating it

Good thread this.

Mine used to be "that would be an ecumenical matter" (quote of Father Ted).

But a lot of people seem to have that, so now it's:

Religious Views: on a clear day I can see a church from my window

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/God

Evolution > Religion

Pragmatism