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02-29-2008 , 12:20 PM
a friend had "Religious Views: American" which made me lol a little bit
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02-29-2008 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by nsj
"be nice to people."
I've left it blank until now but I might take this one.
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02-29-2008 , 03:38 PM
Patrik Antonius.
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02-29-2008 , 05:10 PM
allah akbar
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02-29-2008 , 05:18 PM
wat
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02-29-2008 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by NeverScurred
"Please Lee, just one time"
It's Goot.
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02-29-2008 , 07:43 PM
Can't take credit for it, but one of my good friend's is...

"Religious Views: I'd prefer not to get into it, because historically it always leads to people killing each other."
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02-29-2008 , 08:40 PM
I tried putting this quote from the Bible

"And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even. The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even."

But since they only let you put so much it looks like this

Religious Views: And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and
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02-29-2008 , 09:45 PM
Everybody poke mayo.
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02-29-2008 , 09:57 PM
+1 to scientologist.

its great for ppl that add you that you havent seen in ages and think that you are srs
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02-29-2008 , 10:23 PM
"I ain't even baptised, praise the lord!"
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02-29-2008 , 11:41 PM
Westboro Baptist
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02-29-2008 , 11:43 PM
backrow baptist
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02-29-2008 , 11:48 PM
"They tried to teach my baby science!"

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03-01-2008 , 12:17 AM
Mayo since your facebook religion is my fav I'm adding you as well.
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03-01-2008 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by caught_clean
Mayo since your facebook religion is my fav I'm adding you as well.
Now that's a hell of a profile!



Favorite books includes Star Wars Expanded Universe series.

We're gonna be good friends imo.
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03-01-2008 , 12:25 AM
I tried to make is say I was in a relationship with Alizée Jacotey but apparently I have to "know her" and she has to "accept my friend request" and confirm we are actually " in a relationship". Whats with all these rules.
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03-01-2008 , 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by caught_clean
I tried to make is say I was in a relationship with Alizée Jacotey but apparently I have to "know her" and she has to "accept my friend request" and confirm we are actually " in a relationship". Whats with all these rules.
Dude she's married!
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03-01-2008 , 12:58 AM
"jesus take the wheel"
"bong hits 4 jesus"

ldo
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03-01-2008 , 01:09 AM
"Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God."

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand."

"There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

"She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is doing."

"There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too."

"Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, she never thought of her awful luck as being anything but accidents in a very busy place. Good for her."

"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."

"We must be careful about what we pretend to be."

"So it goes."

Kurt Vonnegut was really good at this game.
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03-01-2008 , 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by The Mayo
"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand."
That's religion right there. I also think its appropriate for it to be ungrammatical.
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03-01-2008 , 01:13 AM
"hedonism"
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03-01-2008 , 01:42 AM
lee jones is god imo
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03-01-2008 , 05:24 AM
God has abandoned more people than FEMA
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03-01-2008 , 05:55 AM
My religion entry on facebook:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLSYjJ7TuOY

Kinfolk Kia Shine is awesome btw.
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