funny things to put in Religious Views section on Facebook
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"diebitter"
"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD!!"
"Whatever Passaman is"
"I'm gullible, send me a message!"
"Hope I die before I get old."
"Who needs virgins? Sloots4life!" <-- Only if you are a furriner with darkish skin, or if you have a beard.
"Is semen kosher?"
"Pascal's wager ftw!"
But in reality, the best answer is to find a hot girl, put whatever she has, then ask her if you can go to church with her, because you're still looking for a church that is "a good fit." Then have sex with her.
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Mine is "Zack Morris", previously it was "Fresh Prince"
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"She said 'Tell me are you a Christian child' I said 'Ma'am I am tonight.' "
That may be too long imo.
" 'Theology' by Sinead O'Connor sucks balls."
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"I'll repent on my deathbed."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mayo
"I'll repent on my deathbed."
this ones pretty good
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"religion is the opiate of the masses"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sightless
you all fail imo
wat
Also,
"Pagan chicks are hot."
"I am a Nowitzness."
Last edited by Dids; 02-27-2008 at 03:50 PM.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mayo
wat
Also,
"Pagan chicks are hot."
"iveysanig"
"I am a Nowitzness."
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg
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Non denominational skeptic- Carl Sagan
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I put Zoroastrianism cause I am one.
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Religious Views: Few and far between
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Religious Views: I never pray to god, i pray to gotti
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Religion: Rape and Kill Because it is God's Will
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I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
- Jules Renard
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"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin