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02-27-2008 , 12:41 PM
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this is true
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02-27-2008 , 12:45 PM
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"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD!!"
"Whatever Passaman is"
"I'm gullible, send me a message!"
"Hope I die before I get old."
"Who needs virgins? Sloots4life!" <-- Only if you are a furriner with darkish skin, or if you have a beard.
"Is semen kosher?"
"Pascal's wager ftw!"

But in reality, the best answer is to find a hot girl, put whatever she has, then ask her if you can go to church with her, because you're still looking for a church that is "a good fit." Then have sex with her.
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02-27-2008 , 12:54 PM
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02-27-2008 , 01:04 PM
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02-27-2008 , 01:06 PM
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Mine is "Zack Morris", previously it was "Fresh Prince"
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02-27-2008 , 01:14 PM
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"She said 'Tell me are you a Christian child' I said 'Ma'am I am tonight.' "
That may be too long imo.

" 'Theology' by Sinead O'Connor sucks balls."
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02-27-2008 , 01:33 PM
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02-27-2008 , 01:39 PM
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"I'll repent on my deathbed."
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02-27-2008 , 01:42 PM
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"I'll repent on my deathbed."
this ones pretty good
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02-27-2008 , 02:05 PM
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"religion is the opiate of the masses"
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02-27-2008 , 02:08 PM
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you all fail imo
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02-27-2008 , 02:28 PM
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you all fail imo
wat

Also,

"Pagan chicks are hot."
"I am a Nowitzness."

Last edited by Dids; 02-27-2008 at 03:50 PM.
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02-27-2008 , 02:35 PM
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not god, probably jebus
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Try hitting Jebus imo
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02-27-2008 , 02:36 PM
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wat

Also,

"Pagan chicks are hot."
"iveysanig"
"I am a Nowitzness."
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02-27-2008 , 02:37 PM
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg
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02-27-2008 , 02:38 PM
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02-27-2008 , 03:03 PM
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Non denominational skeptic- Carl Sagan
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02-27-2008 , 03:13 PM
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I put Zoroastrianism cause I am one.
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02-27-2008 , 03:25 PM
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"be nice to people."
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02-27-2008 , 03:30 PM
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02-27-2008 , 03:36 PM
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02-27-2008 , 03:40 PM
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I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
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02-27-2008 , 03:42 PM
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not god, probably jebus
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02-27-2008 , 03:44 PM
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"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin
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