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04-20-2014 , 12:32 PM

TooRareToDie

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A plane crushed, your girlfriend is getting fat, or you spilled your last drink? Commercials make your head explode, or regular porn is no longer enough for you?

Post about any disaster ITT, and you may or may not feel better about it.

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04-20-2014 , 01:45 PM

herbertstemple

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Found out yesterday my property taxes went up
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DISASTER
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No I don't feel better
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04-20-2014 , 01:56 PM

I_AM_EVIL

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I opened this thread.

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04-20-2014 , 02:19 PM

browser2920

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Aster is fat and ugly and a bad poker player.

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04-20-2014 , 03:18 PM

Hap Hapablap

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One of the generators in the power station blew up today. Didn't have power for a while.

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04-20-2014 , 05:00 PM

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

One of the generators in the power station blew up today. Didn't have power for a while.

Sounds like the work of aliens

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04-20-2014 , 05:02 PM

crazy canuck

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Had to work on Easter.

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04-20-2014 , 10:09 PM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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is there porn on the internet now?

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04-20-2014 , 10:12 PM

exotic08

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I came in second place today in the Easter egg hunt... DISASTER

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04-20-2014 , 11:58 PM

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I_AM_EVIL

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Originally Posted by exotic08

I came in second place today in the Easter egg hunt... DISASTER

I hope 2nd place is using birth control.

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04-21-2014 , 08:21 AM

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exotic08

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

I hope 2nd place is using birth control.

LOL

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04-21-2014 , 12:27 PM

#12

pharaohofFUNK

The Situation

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 367

my life

i do feel a little better now. thanks.

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04-21-2014 , 12:50 PM

#13

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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My plane crushed.

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04-21-2014 , 02:52 PM

#14

spike420211

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I actually felt better already, but as of yesterday, I recovered from 6 days of requiring Pepto-Bismol and Gatorade.

If u hafta ask, consider urself blessed.

It ain't sposed 2 hurt that bad... and I mean sitting in front of the puter or TV>15 minutes felt like getting beat w/ a baseball bat.

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04-21-2014 , 03:14 PM

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Morphismus

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I went to the pharmacy to buy some cold medication and the guy there told me that ******ed Vitamin C is better than regular one. Lol wtf is that? Bought it anyway.

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04-21-2014 , 06:21 PM

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herbertstemple

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

I went to the pharmacy to buy some cold medication and the guy there told me that ******ed Vitamin C is better than regular one. Lol wtf is that? Bought it anyway.

Think he meant depleted uranium
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04-21-2014 , 08:51 PM

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JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by herbertstemple

Think he meant depleted uranium
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That's pretty heavy isht

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04-22-2014 , 05:00 AM

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wowsooooted

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the social lives of people that use 2+2 and have 5 figures after the word posts

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04-22-2014 , 10:31 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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I'm already bored of being at home and I don't want to spend money buying games to fill the void in my daytime.

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04-22-2014 , 02:19 PM

#20

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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get a job godammit

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04-22-2014 , 03:04 PM

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herbertstemple

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

get a job godammit

No
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jobs are for suckers
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04-22-2014 , 03:58 PM

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JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

I'm already bored of being at home and I don't want to spend money buying games to fill the void in my daytime.

Become a male escort?

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04-22-2014 , 07:12 PM

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wowsooooted

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Originally Posted by herbertstemple

No
,
jobs are for suckers
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only blowjobs are for suckers

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