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Old 04-16-2017, 02:45 PM   #1
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:01 PM   #2
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:24 PM   #3
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Re: denmark thread







They have been doing this happiest country in the world thing since 2012. Denmark has ranked #1 for 3 years, this year we had to settle for #2 ,which is also Denmark's worst ranking, because of Norway.

We also have bigger penises than the rest of Europe, USA and Australia.




Every country wants to be like Denmark.

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Old 04-16-2017, 03:32 PM   #4
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:39 PM   #5
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Damn you Morph, Sammy does not post in this forum. Move it back, right now!

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Old 04-16-2017, 03:49 PM   #6
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I can't.

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Old 04-16-2017, 03:49 PM   #7
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Damnerk? Never heard of it. Tell me more of this magical,..imaginary place, franfran.
Do they wear hats?
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:55 PM   #8
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Damnerk? Never heard of it.
You take that back, right now!
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:55 PM   #9
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Denmark are definitely the biggest dicks.
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:55 PM   #10
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:57 PM   #11
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Denmark are definitely the biggest dicks.
**** you Fiddle.
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:57 PM   #12
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What happens when a dumb person flies from Australia to Denmark?
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Old 04-16-2017, 04:00 PM   #13
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Old 04-16-2017, 04:01 PM   #14
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What does someone from Denmark and a bottle of beer have in common?

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What do you call someone from Denmark with half a brain?

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What do you call a Dane player in the World Cup Final?

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Old 04-16-2017, 04:03 PM   #17
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What do Denmarkians use as birth control?

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Old 04-16-2017, 04:04 PM   #19
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You better show Sammy some respect, right now! You won't like Sammy when he's angry.
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You better show Sammy some respect, right now! You won't like Sammy when he's angry.
But Sammy doesn't get angry. He lives in the happiest country in the world
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Calm down, Fiddle. You're so close to getting banned again. Apologize to Sammy
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Old 04-16-2017, 04:13 PM   #22
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i wish sammy could see this
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i wish sammy could see this
You're not Sammy's friend anymore.
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But Sammy is off saving the world.
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But Sammy is off saving the world.
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