Dead Raccoons, Mandanas, and Broken Glass: A TR of the Craziest Night EVER (pics) - Page 8

As I said before this will likely not end well.

I mean ... maybe it will but I'd lay 4:1 against it lasting longer than a year. Mind you this isn't based on Dirtbag, or his lovely girlfriend whom I'm sure are both wonderful people. This is solely based on similar relationships I've been around in early college where the boyfriend/girlfriend go out and party like they do with a lot of booze involved separately.

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12-12-2008 , 02:36 AM

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gwambini

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaa badras

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12-12-2008 , 03:16 AM

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dirtbag88 2.0

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

1 year mid January. I'll take those odds, ******.

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12-12-2008 , 03:17 AM

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dirtbag88 2.0

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Also, Location: Parents basement LDO

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12-12-2008 , 04:50 AM

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pd86

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Originally Posted by dirtbag88 2.0

1 year mid January. I'll take those odds, ******.

yea 1 year actually aint that long with someone, and can have alot of time doing stuff especially when college is involved, but after that its pretty much a few months of a ride then wtf why do i just stop giving a flying **** again

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12-12-2008 , 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtbag88 2.0

1 year mid January. I'll take those odds, ******.

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It's a long story, but we're still together.

1 year doesn't count if you've broken up/taken time off a hand full of times throughout the course of the year.

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12-12-2008 , 07:40 AM

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All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by chadmack

*slow clap*

LMFAO

not another teen movieaments

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12-12-2008 , 09:52 AM

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dirtbag88 2.0

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I thought you were a college freshman because you still lived in the dorms. So you've been dating since h/s? Is she still in h/s? This changes the math obv.

And obviously there have been troubles before ...

1 year doesn't count if you've broken up/taken time off a hand full of times throughout the course of the year.

Sophomore, absolutely no troubles before. Haven't ever broke up / taken time off. Haven't even fought ever.

Congratulations on assuming you know my life. I'd appreciate it if you didn't post in my thread anymore.

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12-12-2008 , 10:19 AM

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allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by dirtbag88 2.0

LoL, sorry, I didn't mean to tilt you so hard with that comment. I'm glad to hear everything is going so great!

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12-12-2008 , 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtbag88 2.0

There is no better way to get to know a girl then by grinding your pelvis into her ass while Lil Wayne whines about getting his dick sucked..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL **** lil wayne and i love OP

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12-12-2008 , 10:42 AM

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lowercasecaps

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i like it when ppl try to plaguareizie you adn then u give them hell llol

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02-25-2009 , 08:55 PM

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dirtbag88 2.0

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Real random bump, but i'm in the library right now and i'm almost 100% positive that mandana is sitting next to me. I'll try to get a pic.

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02-25-2009 , 09:28 PM

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Toast91185

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FFFUUU for letting me read this thread. I am so sad I am not in college anymore

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02-25-2009 , 09:34 PM

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Borgia

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Originally Posted by Toast91185

FFFUUU for letting me read this thread. I am so sad I am not in college anymore

this...arent you the guy who's at UW? if so huck the fuskies, etc... btw, please stop staring at my ass is sooo golden as an intro.

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02-25-2009 , 09:48 PM

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jamesgre

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5 star story if it is true or false doesnt matter

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04-22-2009 , 12:47 AM

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BUMP

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04-22-2009 , 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtbag88 2.0

as if drawn to my masculinity and impressive presence. I notice her rubbing her legs together almost imperceptibly as she looks me up and down, bathing in the excellence I exude at all times. I'm letting her think that she'll get more than clitoral stimulation from me later; she thinks that if she plays her cards right, i'll let her have the whole sausage.

Cannot stop laughing.