Dead Raccoons, Mandanas, and Broken Glass: A TR of the Craziest Night EVER (pics) - Page 4

where do you go to school? i mean you will eventually realize that this is somewhat standard although im sure you made some **** up to make the story better but who doesn't do that.

best part of tr was wings pic they looked fantastic. wheres the celery though

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12-10-2008 , 11:47 AM

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FullMetalAlcoholic

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yea - pretty hungy after those wings
story is bs but you sell it with such conviction that it might as well have happened

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12-10-2008 , 12:08 PM

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Malfunction

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Really nice.

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12-10-2008 , 12:26 PM

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5 star thread

well done

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12-10-2008 , 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

the story is awesome and it all sounds fun but damn you're an *******.
If I were that guy I would beat the ****ing **** out of you with a hammer.
But losers are losers amirite.

Seriously though, don't kick people who's already down, I was down there myself once and the more you kick em the more you **** em up. Seriously sometimes the **** you pulled off there can be like the last drop to push someone into killing themselves.

Sorry, where does it say I kicked someone when he was down?

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12-10-2008 , 02:57 PM

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dirtbag88 2.0

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Originally Posted by Jazzy3113

i wanna believe the story, but two things bother me.

1) the way you treated a random wigger. no one can be such an ******* for no reason, unless maybe you were in a gang. the only backup you had seemed to be a fat friend who was smashed, so what if the wigger had come to the party like 10 deep. you wouldve been ****ed with. acting like a complete jerk to random people has little entertainment value and a ton of downside.

You sound like a genuinely nice guy. How well has that worked for you?

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2) you complained the thread was only three stars at one point. are you serious? this is a random internet board with random people. who cares what votes the thread gets. no one will remember it in a few days. it seems like you want to be known as one of the "frequent and funny" bbv4lyfe posters.

i really think some of you view these boards as a way to make real friends.

You're right until you get to the last sentence. It's more about making people laugh and enjoy the writing. Think of a comic. He performs in front of a bunch of random people, but still gets enjoyment from making them laugh.

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ps. those wings looked dynamite. count it.

**** yeah, and you can order them online and they deliver to your dorm within 30 min. So awesome.

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12-10-2008 , 02:59 PM

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Sorry, where does it say I kicked someone when he was down?

he means it figuratively.

obviously the guy has problems and you didn't exactly help him out! even when he was crying you kinda beat down on him more rather than offer some sort of apology and go off on your merry way.

Last edited by JokersAttack; 12-10-2008 at 03:12 PM. Reason: to = you

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12-10-2008 , 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by getterdone36

this

yes

dirtbad what is going on? you still with her or not?

also love dirtB tr

It's a long story, but we're still together. We trust each other. She still goes out with her friends and dances with random guys, and I go out and try to spit game to girls like i'm single. I tell her about everything and she does back. I'm obv not going to take it further than an attempt at a pick up. If anything I always try to hook up my friends now.

It's college. It's not like I can just sit in my room and drink alone because I'm not single anymore.

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12-10-2008 , 03:00 PM

#84

ALLTheCookies

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scrolled directly to the pics and was extremely dissapointed.

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12-10-2008 , 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

he means it figuratively.

obviously the guy has problems and you didn't exactly help him out! even when he was crying to kinda beat down on him more rather than offer some sort of apology and go off on your merry way.

This was one of those guys who has it sooo good in life and tries to make everything seem like ****. "Daddy never raped me" baaaaaaaaaaah syndrome.

Yeah I was probably real hard on it, but the combination of alcohol and the situation made it impossible not to be.

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12-10-2008 , 03:02 PM

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Count Chocula

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i didn't read it either but i thought the girl was pretty hot

moar pics

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12-10-2008 , 03:09 PM

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ALLTheCookies

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nevermind there are pics.

what's the matter with her face?

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12-10-2008 , 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtbag88 2.0

yea dude i understand, sometimes douchebags like that need a reality check

but you never know emotionally fragile some people are, so even though to you it didn't mean much, it might really **** him up for a while, or worse =/

then again, you didn't know him and the chick had history. oh well!

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12-10-2008 , 03:16 PM

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pd86

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Originally Posted by dirtbag88 2.0

didn't read cept for this page, but you knew the guy u treated like kicked dog, or didn't know him

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12-10-2008 , 03:17 PM

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ok and now i read the whole thing. OP you are a ****** and I hope you rot in hell. taking pleasure in hurting other peoples feelings is so ***** lame.

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12-10-2008 , 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

ok and now i read the whole thing. OP you are a ****** and I hope you rot in hell. taking pleasure in hurting other peoples feelings is so ***** lame.

hi kfed

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12-10-2008 , 03:18 PM

#92

ALLTheCookies

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sup dawg

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12-10-2008 , 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pd86

didn't read cept for this page, but you knew the guy u treated like kicked dog, or didn't know him

Didn't know him. Looool @ some of the responses in this thread.

I wouldn't have ****ed with him as hard if he hadn't been drunk, obnoxious, and asking a girl to have a threesome. Seriously, who the **** does that? He deserved what he got, and probably more. At least now he'll learn from his mistakes and we wont (hopefully) have more social ******s corrupting the gene pool.

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12-10-2008 , 03:21 PM

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pd86

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oh, btw, don't read fiction anymore, im not 12

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12-10-2008 , 04:09 PM

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*I don't believe that a dead racoon's body would break a car window across the street.
*If this really is a true story then feeling like a badass for sucker punching a dude from behind is pathetic. Infact everything you did in this prolly fake tr makes you a douchebag.
*I'm sure about 20% of this story actually happened and the rest is like when you take a long time to fold a hand that you have business calling with and then tell everyone that you folded a monster when the other guy shows the nuts.

Final verdict: *****