Oh how you haunt me, L()zeR. I've seen you before in the 3.25 45 player SNGs on stars, now I see you're grinding the 3.25 6 SNGs, just like me.

Oh how you haunt me. Why must you haunt me?

You've busted me like 4 or 5 ****ing times this week, and I have yet to bust you once.

You are taking my money.

I see that you are Russian. Do you know how hard it is to not hate your ****ing guts? I ****ing hate you so ****ing much but respect you at the same time. I ****ing hate you so much, why must you grind these SNGs with me? Can't you just go away? Why must you haunt me?

Why must you be a good opponent, and why must I self destruct in the face of stiff opposition and do things like this?

PokerStars Game #27364432720: Tournament #157825864, $3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/04/22 8:26:40 ET
Table '157825864 1' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: L()zeR (4770 in chips)
Seat 3: stronger_cat (1190 in chips)
Seat 4: $hady80 (1200 in chips)
Seat 6: LirvA (1840 in chips)
$hady80: posts small blind 75
LirvA: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LirvA [Kh 7h]
L()zeR: raises 150 to 300
stronger_cat: folds
$hady80: folds
LirvA: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [9d 2h Ts]
LirvA: bets 350
L()zeR: calls 350
*** TURN *** [9d 2h Ts] [7d]
LirvA: bets 1190 and is all-in
L()zeR: calls 1190
*** RIVER *** [9d 2h Ts 7d] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LirvA: shows [Kh 7h] (a pair of Sevens)
L()zeR: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
L()zeR collected 3755 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3755 | Rake 0
Board [9d 2h Ts 7d 6d]
Seat 1: L()zeR showed [Kd Kc] and won (3755) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: stronger_cat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: $hady80 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: LirvA (big blind) showed [Kh 7h] and lost with a pair of Sevens

Or this

PokerStars Game #27364432720: Tournament #157825864, $3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/04/22 8:26:40 ET
Table '157825864 1' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: L()zeR (4770 in chips)
Seat 3: stronger_cat (1190 in chips)
Seat 4: $hady80 (1200 in chips)
Seat 6: LirvA (1840 in chips)
$hady80: posts small blind 75
LirvA: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LirvA [Kh 7h]
L()zeR: raises 150 to 300
stronger_cat: folds
$hady80: folds
LirvA: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [9d 2h Ts]
LirvA: bets 350
L()zeR: calls 350
*** TURN *** [9d 2h Ts] [7d]
LirvA: bets 1190 and is all-in
L()zeR: calls 1190
*** RIVER *** [9d 2h Ts 7d] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LirvA: shows [Kh 7h] (a pair of Sevens)
L()zeR: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
L()zeR collected 3755 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3755 | Rake 0
Board [9d 2h Ts 7d 6d]
Seat 1: L()zeR showed [Kd Kc] and won (3755) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: stronger_cat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: $hady80 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: LirvA (big blind) showed [Kh 7h] and lost with a pair of Sevens


Oh L()zeR, why must you be better than me? You clearly are, because I can play well when relaxed but when I end up in the same 6 player SNG with you, you start min raising my blind and I just ****ing snap.

Why must you do this to me? Please go somewhere else. Please leave me alone so I can be a not happy man just like normal.

Have you been sent from the poker gods to hurt me? To help me? Are you here to help me? No, surely not. Maybe you're here to be a hard opponent so I can learn to not freak the **** out when I face a good opponent?

I sure do you hate you. I hate your ****ing guts. I ****ing hate you, ****ing hate you, ****ing hate you, ****ing hate you. Hate your ****ing guts. Please be my friend.

a frist is a frist

uhhhhh did you say "or this" and then poast the same hand again?

this post would have been better in haiku

u thought it was tl;dr? so this is a meme?

I did, didn't I?

Funny to me that someone who complains about proof reading has trouble with capitalization. And your reading the fine lines of my boss' job has me in absolute awe. Its amazing how you decipher, and yes thats spelled D E C I P H E R, look it up, my boss' job qualifications and job performance. You assume, as in make an ass out of me and you, that he performs to at least the standard, and yet here I am, who works with him eveyday, telling you that he is a substandard boss, and wants some suggestions on how to go about getting rid of a substandard person in authority and all you have to say is that I am a terrible person and employee. I show up to work on time everyday, and work my entire if not more than my shift. He shows up late and never helps out w the workload of the day unless it is absolutely necessary. Yet your internet all knowing ass tells me and everyone else what it is actually like without ever spending a day in my shoes. Go **** yourself and your high horse that you sit on.

To the first point, she had the pics taken and without much resistance allowed them to be passed around. It wasn't some malicious computer nerd hacking her account and distributing them to everyone as you seem to be inferring with this statement. You also can gfy with this whole internet nerd virgin played out bs, you don't know who the **** any of us are or how much we get laid or don't get laid. If a girl with a nice rack gives tert pics to someone on a forum and then makes no effort in denying the fact I think it would make us gos to not want to see them. To the second point your post comes off as ridiculously pathetic and overcompensating. I get the feeling that you are one of those guys who is constantly life tilted that the girls you fall in love with always go for *******s and never want anything more from you than to be "just friends." I can imagine its really aggravating to put so much effort into bending over backwards for these girls only to time and time again have them go off and hook up with another guy who you deem to be an *******. Let me let you in on a little clue, girls like to be ****ed by *****, when you act like a little nurturing bitch its not gonna turn them on because they most likely see you as a pathetic figure who would likely cry after sex and profess your love to her the next day. So next time before projecting your insecurities out over internet how bout you unclench your ******* so your balls can finally drop into your sac and then maybe, just maaayyybbbee, you'll finally get the girl.

so wat was the other hand lirva?

Heads up at the end of a 3.25 6 SNG he min raised the button with about 6k with KK, I pushed 910o with a little over 2k and he busted me.

He's seriously busted me like 4 ****ing times.

play better.

Sincerely,

TheCanoe

he's just running good imo.. keep at him

this!

and maybe this ...

too bad there isn't a way to que tables after he gets his going...