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Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job

06-28-2007 , 10:22 AM
This sucks, my boss is on her 2nd last day here working as the staff accountant with this place. She's gotta be like about 45 years old, but she's the hottest of the like 35 women that work here. I don't think anyone would argue her milf worthiness if you saw her in this mini-skirt she's wearing to work today. I asked her how appropriate her attire was today since the one lady who works in the same department as I do was reprimanded the past 2 days in a row, and she's like "This is ok, it's what you would call "Skorts"" and she proceeded to give me a full body shot as she spun around and let me check her out lol.

I even asked her if I could get a chance to see some of her son's b-ball games since he's supposedly pretty good and she's really hot. (Make a move on a hot married lady with a 17 year old kid?) I dunno, but I got a boner for her if she needs one. This 23 year old is primed and ready.

Beat: I have no pics, only been working here about 3-4 months, but you'll just have to take my word for it, she's definitely MILF quality. About 5'6" with reddish/brown hair, nice set of legs and a good ass too.
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06-28-2007 , 10:39 AM
worthless without pics obv
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06-28-2007 , 10:40 AM
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worthless without pics obv
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06-28-2007 , 10:43 AM
Anyway I can use my samsung phone to take pics and post them?

Her skirt is too short and I want to discipline her after work for being naughty.
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06-28-2007 , 10:45 AM
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Anyway I can use my samsung phone to take pics and post them?
ya email them to yourself then upload to imageshack
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06-28-2007 , 10:45 AM
Milf is such an annoying word.
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06-28-2007 , 10:46 AM
This is so easy

1) ask a coworker to take a pic of you and your boss so you have something to remember her by after she leaves
2) she will think it's super sweet and you will get a nice photo or two
3) post pics, ldo
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06-28-2007 , 10:48 AM
I think I should get a website trademark for Boss I'd like to FK, +EV move?
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06-28-2007 , 11:05 AM
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This is so easy

1) ask a coworker to take a pic of you and your boss so you have something to remember her by after she leaves
2) she will think it's super sweet and you will get a nice photo or two
3) post pics, ldo
Genius. You must do this.
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06-28-2007 , 11:10 AM
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I think I should get a website trademark for Boss I'd like to FK, +EV move?
Terrific idea. I just registered it.
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06-28-2007 , 11:13 AM
Update: Within an hour of posting this, she let me take a pic of her on my camera phone as she leaned slightly up against one of the cubicles 5 feet from me, the pic isn't the greatest of quality but I wanted to nail her now.
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06-28-2007 , 11:19 AM
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This is so easy

1) ask a coworker to take a pic of you and your boss so you have something to remember her by after she leaves
2) she will think it's super sweet and you will get a nice photo or two
3) post pics, ldo
Perfection. Some are just smarter than others.

Now that you have been provided with a foolproof plan, don't mess it up, OP. Make sure your buddy gets wide enough to get the whole pic.

And "push the envelope" once you have one pic. It will work.

Now go.
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06-28-2007 , 11:19 AM
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but I wanted to nail her now.
you should. i know that's the only way i ever got a good reference.
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06-28-2007 , 11:20 AM
I even told her I like playing poker and go down to AC sometimes (since she lives outside of Philly) and told me that she likes to play Blackjack (not my favorite) and her husband likes to play craps. Maybe I'll take her down there sometime when her husband is traveling for his job or doing training and get her all liquored up.
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06-28-2007 , 11:22 AM
Take the picture Godammnit !
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06-28-2007 , 11:23 AM
I'm not sure how to send a pic to my email from my phone, can someone tell me how to do so on a Samsung using Verizon wireless or will someone PM me their cell # with the only intention of getting a pic to post?
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06-28-2007 , 11:25 AM
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Take the picture Godammnit !
lol, shouldn't you be providing me with some more nudy pics of photobucket accounts? I thought you did that stuff like it was your job. I really enjoyed checking out the ones u found. Many of them are really NSFW lol.
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06-28-2007 , 11:25 AM
this thread has potential
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06-28-2007 , 11:26 AM
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I even told her I like playing poker and go down to AC sometimes (since she lives outside of Philly) and told me that she likes to play Blackjack (not my favorite) and her husband likes to play craps. Maybe I'll take her down there sometime when her husband is traveling for his job or doing training and get her all liquored up.
Play husband HU craps for wife (and rolls ldo).
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06-28-2007 , 11:33 AM
Ok, here's her pic. The only thing noticeably negative about her is the bags under her eyes when she smiles or w/e... forget that, if she's in bed with me, I'll spew it over her eyes for all I care. Give her credit tho, for a 45ish year old mom, she's in really good shape.




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06-28-2007 , 11:34 AM
when putting address to send to... write in letters your email and it will send to it... you gotta change from numbers to letters however your phone does that
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06-28-2007 , 11:34 AM
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06-28-2007 , 11:35 AM
Can I at least get some credit for getting the pic so soon to meet BBV4L's demands?
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06-28-2007 , 11:36 AM
uhhhh .... that's a man dude
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06-28-2007 , 11:37 AM
You have GOT to be kidding me. I'm 43 and wouldn't do her.
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