"STOP TAPPING ON MY HEAD!!!! GODDAMNIT JERRY STOP TAPPING ON MY HEAD" screamed loudly to no one in particular. He was escorted outside by a couple of librarians.

"Fu.ck you very much"
"Hmmm, excuse me?"
"Fu.ck you very much"
"....and the horse you rode in on."

I yawn as someone walks by and says "That's a pretty good fake yawn you got there."

There are more than a few oddballs and nutjobs that hang out at the public library.

i feel bad that librarians go to school and get a degree and have a fairly nice sounding job but they're forced to be bouncers for mental homeless because the state mental institutions were defunded by republicans to pay for tax cuts for millionaires

you mean me right?

Two police officers just walked into the library. Looks like they're just here to look around.

Obviously a post op transsexual.

Chick at the lib was bemoaning how scientists and policy makers don't reply to her inquiries on global warming for a paper she's writing. I asked her if she's tried banging on their doors, she said she's writing a paper!!!!!

This happened right before open while the savages stood waiting. She went to her car, and I never saw her again. Chances are I stopped global warming.

And OP should be banned, if not incarcerated.

"because the state mental institutions were defunded by republicans to pay for tax cuts for millionaires "

Plenty of blame to go around. Even the deep blue states have defunded mental heath over the last 40 years or so. It's an easy target - it's not like the mentally ill population is going to vote. Like a lot of things, the initial intentions were good - closing some of the snake pit asylums and getting people on meds (which were a new possibility) and back into the community was a good idea, and worked for a lot of people. But most of the states looked at it as a get-out-of-jail card to get rid of the budgetary burden, and didn't dedicate money to outpatient clinics/etc.

Good article in the NYT about this that comes up about 7th on a google search from 1984.

MM MD

I have not been to the library in like 10 years. My coworker who is from Napal hangs at the library every weekend.

I do use the computers at Kinkos if I run out of ink. You can see some interestings cats over there.

random yell.

there is one guy who dances in the city for money on the weekend just outside the club. dude was telling us how to look at porn on the public library computers.

he is a gas

"You're calling me a racist! I'm gonna sue you for slander!"

My thought: "There needs to be damages to sue someone for slander..."

"Get away from me!!!" said to a nice but annoying mentally challenged guy that repeats himself often. "Are the cops coming? Am I in trouble?" he asks the librarian. "No the cops aren't coming but you have to leave" "When can I come back?" "Tomorrow" "But why?!?!?" he asks very distraught... I wonder what he did in the first place to piss off the other person.

"killing people. you kill some person and your life gone too. fukcing hell damn computer it just keeps going back and back.... you say boo to people they just fall over you cant fistfight people they pick up a gun and its all over" - elderly woman talking to no one.

"you sinful creature you always calling african americans out there name cause you ignorant" - same lady as above keeps babbling crazy stuff every few mins a lot of it inaudible.

"excuse me please" "excuse me" "im trying to leave so please move" "ok" "i dont trust people especially not white people you dont do nothing for me" "it doesn't matter what color you are" "you the devil, im gonna call the police" "do you want to use my phone?"

she just called the librarian and told her the story and neglected to mention the part about not trusting white people. for some reason i decided to chime in and mention that she said she doesnt trust white people. uh oh.

I think we need to start a gofundme for Rice Chexmixer to get professional help

Let's get Oberbrunner in here to give him/her/it a peptalk!

apparently i need to be added to the list of crazies at the library for picking a fight with an angry crazy old racist black lady. fistpalm.

tonight takes the cake though for crazies. 911 was called and a crazy dude was actually arrested by police. apparently he was kicked out of another library branch earlier in the day and the librarian told him he couldn't be there. he started threatening the librarian and spouting all sorts of crazy nonesense. he was acting real aggressive and crazy talking about the government and stuff. i wanted to fight him. thats how crazy i am lol.

I knew this thread was a autobiography!

I once saw a guy go crazy in a library. He stripped down to his boxers and starting yelling and throwing books around. Security came and he was escorted out. Never saw him again.

that was me