Final update:
I'm out. I told my landlord that he needed to find me a new building or I was going to have to leave the complex. When he asked what the problem was, I didn't go into detail (I have moral issues with ratting on people when it's possible to handle the situation on your own), but I let him know that there were issues with a roommate and if he didn't want a cop car rolling up within the next few days, I needed a new place.
Five hours later, I had my own place. No roommates at the moment, but the landlord is pretty sure he is going to move me again within a month, so who knows what will happen when that comes up.
Until then, I leave you with 2 more pictures each of Skinny Jamaican and Crazy Jamaican. I really think Crazy is more attractive--I added one of Skinny from behind just to show she doesn't really have much of an ass, but I guess to each their own. And before anyone ask, NO, I am not the ghetto Indian dude trying to look gangsta on the bed in last picture.
Enjoy.