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Crazy Jamaican Roommate Tried To Shank Me (tldr, pics included) Crazy Jamaican Roommate Tried To Shank Me (tldr, pics included)

07-14-2009 , 04:22 AM
Is OP asian?

If so.. swap the "white" in my reply to "asian"

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07-14-2009 , 04:29 AM
Kevroc. You are epic, that's an awesome letter to write back. Defo not OP's fault.
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07-14-2009 , 09:53 AM
lol @ kevroc, op is dumb for going back to her room after being all passive in the beginning. seriously did you talk to yourself in the mirror to muster up the courage to knock on her door and be all gangsta with your ****ty response. Just call her a dumb whore or at least try to burn her. You come off sounding like a little bitch rescinding an apology when you didn't mean it in the first place. if you said sorry to shut the bitch up, dont go stick your peen in the beehive 5 minutes later. if you said sorry cus you meant it, leave it at that. if you have a pair between your legs just tell the bitch to gtfo of your room as soon as she gets so offended over a stupid harmless comment.
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07-14-2009 , 10:11 AM
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07-14-2009 , 11:57 AM
[ ] 102 lbs
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07-14-2009 , 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok
You know how when most girls try to throw a baseball and instead of whipping it with their arm, they just kind of push at it and you can't help but immediately lose respect for them as a person because of how uncoordinated they are? It was kind of like that.
Lol gold
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07-14-2009 , 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
No.

You did not deserve to be assaulted.

She has pushed the envelope way too many times, this is bullshizz and it is lifetilting me. You knew she stole the ipod and you let that note with the implied racism make you feel like the one that is wrong??

No f'ing wai.
I'd go back and edit the update if I could because it looks like I'm not getting across my point.

I didn't deserve to get assaulted anymore than a girl wearing tight, revealing clothing at night deserves to get raped.

All I'm trying to get across is that I really could have done a better job of preventing this one. I set her off and then after I walked away, I went back to start things up again. I didn't go back to listen to her or rationalize with her or help her understand my point of view. She isn't even capable of listening when she is like that. I went back just to get the last word in, piss her off, and let her know that her screaming didn't really change what I thought about the IPOD. It was pure ego. And when dealing with a psycho like her, that was just plain stupid. If ever there there was a time to swallow my pride and let her have one, this was it.

I didn't deserve to get pushed down a flight of stairs, but going out of my way to piss off someone who I know to be violent and insane was not a smart move.
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07-14-2009 , 02:21 PM
I hope you're not too attached to your computer, because you might not have it for long.
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07-14-2009 , 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Blarg
I hope you're not too attached to your computer, because you might not have it for long.
lol. he has a key though
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07-14-2009 , 03:18 PM
first rule of living with crazy ass jamaicans, never call them on stolen ipods u ******.
She knows where she got it from, and so do u, theres no need to speak of it.
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07-14-2009 , 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Barely Tilted
first rule of living with crazy ass jamaicans, never call them on stolen ipods u ******.
She knows where she got it from, and so do u, theres no need to speak of it.
Just for future reference, I'd love to take a look at the complete list if you've got a copy.
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07-14-2009 , 03:35 PM
first rule of living with crazy jamaicans is you do not talk about living with crazy jamaicans. ldo.
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07-14-2009 , 05:52 PM
If you want to turn a freakish girl into a dead fish, marry her.
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07-14-2009 , 06:29 PM
Final update:

I'm out. I told my landlord that he needed to find me a new building or I was going to have to leave the complex. When he asked what the problem was, I didn't go into detail (I have moral issues with ratting on people when it's possible to handle the situation on your own), but I let him know that there were issues with a roommate and if he didn't want a cop car rolling up within the next few days, I needed a new place.

Five hours later, I had my own place. No roommates at the moment, but the landlord is pretty sure he is going to move me again within a month, so who knows what will happen when that comes up.

Until then, I leave you with 2 more pictures each of Skinny Jamaican and Crazy Jamaican. I really think Crazy is more attractive--I added one of Skinny from behind just to show she doesn't really have much of an ass, but I guess to each their own. And before anyone ask, NO, I am not the ghetto Indian dude trying to look gangsta on the bed in last picture.

Enjoy.







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07-14-2009 , 06:46 PM
The third pic is just a staircase.
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07-14-2009 , 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
The third pic is just a staircase that some crazy bitch tried to push you down.
fyp
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07-14-2009 , 07:21 PM
Evolution is trying so hard to get rid of OP. It keeps pulling a knife on him but he just stares at it like a deer in headlights, it then tried to break his neck on some stairs but he just locked him room door and probably masturbated to Nickelback or something
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07-20-2009 , 12:12 AM
sorry to bump this but its a shame this thread had to end so quickly. I was really looking forward to more hilarious stories of the Crazy Jamaican and her knife wielding episodes (so long as OP wasnt seriously injured). If you happen to have anymore good stories you should definitely post them in here bc they have all me laugh so far. Good luck Tapow and be safe.
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07-20-2009 , 12:18 AM
YGOS?
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07-20-2009 , 12:50 AM
get drunk with the 47 year old drunk one night, i mean hammered, then take some pics with him. he'll be down.

we need more pics of the skinny russian. she won't care.. she's from russia ffs. her uncles could **** us up.

Last edited by springzz; 07-20-2009 at 01:04 AM. Reason: just read the rest of thread, go knock on the door to see how everyone's doing, get drunk with everyone, **** skinny russian.
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07-20-2009 , 02:26 AM
I was going to let this thread die because I thought it had basically run it's course, but now that it got bumped, I might as well update it.

A few days after I left, I was walking around town and I ran into Skinny and Chubby Russian and they were annoyed with me for leaving the house without telling them. Based on how little they talked to me while I was living there, I was surprised by the reaction.

I smoothed things over and told them about Crazy Jamaican pulling a knife on me. They thought the story was hilarious and while I was telling the story, I slow pieced together that neither of them has any idea that I slept with Crazy Jamaican--without me there, the house is strictly segregated along racial lines. This is fantastic news for me.

So...it looks like I might have a chance with Skinny Russian after all. I can't make any promises because there is still a huge language barrier, she is shy, and she is basically attached at the hip to Chubby, but the two of them have stopped by my new apartment a couple times in the past few days and the three of us are going to the movies sometime this week.

If I remember, I'll try to bring my camera along.

Cliffnotes: It's kind of a long shot, but I might have a chance with Skinny Russian (if i can ever get her alone and away from her damn chubby friend)
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07-20-2009 , 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

Cliffnotes: It's kind of a long shot, but I might have a chance with Skinny Russian (if i can ever get her alone and away from her damn chubby friend)
Why would you want to do that? More holes = better. This is almost always true. Except when it comes to teeth and socks.
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07-20-2009 , 03:09 AM
Dude, if I was there I'd help you out.

She really doesn't look that big at all, just get in there.
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07-20-2009 , 03:35 AM
k that's good news, becuase becoming friends with the russians again means we're closer to getting a pic of 47 y/o drunk.
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07-20-2009 , 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by springzz
k that's good news, becuase becoming friends with the russians again means we're closer to getting a pic of 47 y/o drunk.
This man's got his eyes on the real prize!

Also, please be updating with stories of new crazy housemates when u finally get some
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