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Originally Posted by Scruffs Mcguff
would appreciate some more details on why you chose other girl over this beauty. elaborate plz?
1. Skinny Jamaican let me know right away that she had a long term boyfriend. (I'm not saying that having a boyfriend makes her unsexable, I'm just saying it's a bad sign when someone mentions it so early on.)
2. Skinny Jamaican doesn't drink or smoke which takes my two most powerful weapons off the table right away.
3. Personality wise, Crazy Jamaican is much easier to get along with. Skinny Jamaican is a self-absorbed bitch who likes to go through her pictures with me and repeatedly yell, "WOW! Look at how pretty I am in this one! SOOOO PRETTY!" Skinny also has no sense of humor and doesn't laugh when I tease her--she just looks at me stupidly and thinks I'm being mean.
4. It was obvious within about 5 minutes of meeting her that Crazy Jamaican liked me.
5. Maybe I just chose the wrong pictures because there is no way in hell that Skinny is much better looking that Crazy. They are both decent imo and Crazy actually gets more attention from local guys than Skinny. And no, I'm not saying that Crazy is much hotter--it's definitely close.