Gold......pure Gold.

How has it not happened yet...

pics of other Jamaican plz??

pics of old alcoholic man? perhaps naked with jamaican and russian chicks?

I'm going to go ahead and admit I would have no objections to making gentle love to this gorgeous lady.

new plan: have sex with this girl to make the other one jealous

he already did

What city and country is this? Also, how did you find the apt?

gregoryhousedowant.jpg times a billionty

Chances of anything happening with the other girl are roughly 0.01%. She hates me for choosing her friend over her. Plus, she's the only one in the house who sees through my bullsheet. Everyone else thinks I'm a really nice guy.

I live in America in a little Indian village called Menowannatrainwreck. A local guy I know recommended it as a cheap, temp place to stay while I'm looking for more permanent housing, although a really sick part of me wants to hang around just for the lols. Things have calmed down and I've paid for 9 more days here. After that, I honestly have no idea what I'm gonna do.

jamaicastabaments itt

would appreciate some more details on why you chose other girl over this beauty. elaborate plz?

This normally happens 10 month before they give birth.

You are currently banging choise #3

1. Skinny Jamaican let me know right away that she had a long term boyfriend. (I'm not saying that having a boyfriend makes her unsexable, I'm just saying it's a bad sign when someone mentions it so early on.)
2. Skinny Jamaican doesn't drink or smoke which takes my two most powerful weapons off the table right away.
3. Personality wise, Crazy Jamaican is much easier to get along with. Skinny Jamaican is a self-absorbed bitch who likes to go through her pictures with me and repeatedly yell, "WOW! Look at how pretty I am in this one! SOOOO PRETTY!" Skinny also has no sense of humor and doesn't laugh when I tease her--she just looks at me stupidly and thinks I'm being mean.
4. It was obvious within about 5 minutes of meeting her that Crazy Jamaican liked me.
5. Maybe I just chose the wrong pictures because there is no way in hell that Skinny is much better looking that Crazy. They are both decent imo and Crazy actually gets more attention from local guys than Skinny. And no, I'm not saying that Crazy is much hotter--it's definitely close.

agreed. i was just curious. your point is very valid.

It happened again. Crazy Jamaican and I were playing cards. She started an argument and things got out of hand. Fortunately, this time, it wasn't quite so bad for two reasons:

1. She just threatened this time--she didn't actually take a swing at me.
2. When she turned her back once the fight was over, I was able to take a hilarious picture of her.

did you beat her in crazy 8s?

We didn't finish. Usually we play like 5 games or something. Halfway through, I caught her dealing herself 8s from the bottom of the deck. That's kind of how the fight started.

srsly loled at cheating at crazy 8s.

"hey you're cheating."

????

"stfu or ill shank you."

I think Crazy just likes it rough. Oblige her.

Cheating at Crazy 8's.....

Dude....GTFO of that house ASAP. No joke

[X] crazy white drunk housemate dude



[X] spoony fork


I nearly pissed myself at the Simpsons gag, this beats 'who's got the biggest terts' thread IMO, if not, it's close.



OP needs a new bedroom door too, I'm sure that she could pick his locks with the butcher sword.

It's funny to me how off everyone is on the 47 y/o. I'm thinking about taking a picture of him just so I can show how unballa it is to be an old, drunk, divorced, broke, redneck, handyman living with a bunch of kids.

fmp

need some more updates IMO..... also, good quick thinking on the picture of her walking out with a knife, that is in fact this whole thing isnt a sham.