Crazy Jamaican Roommate Tried To Shank Me (tldr, pics included) - Page 4

Update: Crazy Jamaican is a very good mood after beating me in a game of Crazy 8s. She apologized and wants to try to be friends again. I don't trust her. I think she is still mad at me and I seriously think she is plotting something, but I played along and acted friendly to her just to see where she is going with this.

2nd level thinking FTW.

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07-09-2009 , 03:10 PM

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Jimmy Proffett

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2,1,3

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07-09-2009 , 03:13 PM

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Jackitos

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2,1,3

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07-09-2009 , 03:15 PM

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The Brickie

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What happened to their eyes?

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07-09-2009 , 03:27 PM

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English

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More of skinny russian chick.

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07-09-2009 , 05:17 PM

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Mikess2001

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Originally Posted by English

More of skinny russian chick.

+500

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07-09-2009 , 05:55 PM

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JasonInDallas

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"Shank" as a verb means to stab with a makeshift knife, for example if she sharpened a dildo and tried to stab you with it.

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07-09-2009 , 06:18 PM

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JayTeeMe

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Originally Posted by Mikess2001

Cliff Notes So Far...

[x] Lives in nasty flop house/apt....rents cheap though im sure
[x] 47 Yr Old Alcoholic White guy is my idol living with 4 chicks
[x] Got desperate and humped Nutty Slutty Jamaican.
[x] Got absolutly Pwned at KFC
[x] Attempted murder commited in said flop house.
[x] Will be assulted/stabbed in sleep
[x] Needs a good lock on bedroom door.
[ ] Will live thru the week
[x] Pics of Russian chicks
[ ] Pics of old drunk

Updated your A+ poast

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07-09-2009 , 06:46 PM

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Thrahl

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

Russians are on the left ldo

Am I crazy or is chubby Russian finger blasting skinny Russian?

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07-09-2009 , 07:52 PM

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Fantasy89

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OMG why in the world did you ghet into it wit teh yardies instead of siihping to said russians.

I vote ban for this reason alone.

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07-09-2009 , 07:55 PM

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ALLTheCookies

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ewww

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07-09-2009 , 08:00 PM

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k0derkid

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jamaican > russian ainec

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07-09-2009 , 08:04 PM

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Fubster

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you should leverage this exchange into having her let you beat the **** out of her during sex

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07-09-2009 , 08:04 PM

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JasonInDallas

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plz to be uploading .wav files of dirty talk in jamaican accent

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07-09-2009 , 08:06 PM

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runningmarvel

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Originally Posted by k0derkid

jamaican > russian ainec

the less than sign is the other way around, I believe.

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07-09-2009 , 08:11 PM

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JayTeeMe

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skinny russian!

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07-09-2009 , 08:26 PM

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koOma

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SHE HAD MAN HANDS!

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07-09-2009 , 08:32 PM

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AntonHeat

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All we need is the old drunk for win

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07-09-2009 , 10:15 PM

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Tapow Dayok

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Originally Posted by AntonHeat

All we need is the old drunk for win

If you can think of a subtle, non-gay way i can walk up to a 47 year-old drunk holding a budweiser and ask him to sit there while I take his picture, I'll do it.

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07-10-2009 , 03:40 AM

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Kevroc

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

If you can think of a subtle, non-gay way i can walk up to a 47 year-old drunk holding a budweiser and ask him to sit there while I take his picture, I'll do it.

Anyone holding a budweiser is already the ghey.

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07-10-2009 , 04:43 PM

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Cueball

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

You call that a knife??? THIS is a knife!

I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

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07-10-2009 , 05:16 PM

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Tapow Dayok

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

Anyone holding a budweiser is already the ghey.

Given that he is 47, white, single, and living in a house with 5 roommates most of whom are foreigners, what did you expect him to be drinking?

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Originally Posted by Cueball

I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

Second time this was posted ITT, but still kinda funny.

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07-10-2009 , 06:45 PM

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tarheeljks

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blood clots

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07-10-2009 , 06:49 PM

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fallon109

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6 star thread....have pretty much been laughing since I finished reading the OP.

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07-10-2009 , 06:55 PM

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MF Jeff

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Originally Posted by fallon109

6 star thread....have pretty much been laughing since I finished reading the OP.

fyl

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