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07-09-2009 , 06:59 AM

#51

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by johnyv

This is what I picture when someone says "butcher knife".. hence the stabbing comment.

Congrats on not getting cut though.

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07-09-2009 , 07:05 AM

#52

ThatDude85

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 137

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Originally Posted by aao

you should have reminded her that the kitchen was downstairs.

Needs more love.

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07-09-2009 , 07:05 AM

#53

Kentucky Buddha

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

The knife in #50 is a chef's knife. The one in #51 is a cleaver, or hackmesser.

This is more typical of a "butcher knife"

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto...-main_Full.jpg

But the term could apply to any of those.

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07-09-2009 , 07:51 AM

#54

OMGBennyLava

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Good story though btw

imo

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07-09-2009 , 08:53 AM

#55

johnny 187

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If you pay the ho with two chickens three biscuits and a side of mashed potatoes you shouldn't get stabbed for at least a week.

Just IMO.

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07-09-2009 , 08:54 AM

#56

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

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racist bane

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07-09-2009 , 09:16 AM

#57

ashes of eight

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Originally Posted by johnyv

this is a cleaver

op's knife is a butchers knife

imo

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07-09-2009 , 09:18 AM

#58

Thrahl

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,763

Barg: That ASS
Beat: You appear to be living in a flop house

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07-09-2009 , 09:27 AM

#59

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 8_high

this is a cleaver

op's knife is a butchers knife

imo

See post #53

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07-09-2009 , 09:42 AM

#60

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

lol knife nits

I can see you've played knifey spoon before.....

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07-09-2009 , 09:42 AM

#61

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

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KB > 2I

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07-09-2009 , 09:57 AM

#62

Getting_rich

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07-09-2009 , 10:04 AM

#63

Kevroc

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from the wiki page for butcher knife.

clearly NOT for stabbing.

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07-09-2009 , 10:13 AM

#64

SgtJake

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try stabbing her obv

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07-09-2009 , 10:13 AM

#65

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

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Originally Posted by SgtJake

try stabbing her obv

this is not going to end well

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07-09-2009 , 10:14 AM

#66

Kentucky Buddha

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I am ending my knife nit thing for today with this:

http://www.chefdepot.com/mundialhuntset.htm

These are the kinds of knives generally that I have used in kitchens. All of them with sharp points.

The one kevroc showed would also be considered a butcher knife as well.

What he had was a 10" chef's knife. You can call that a butcher knife in common parlance.

I restate my claim on being Kevroc's biggest fan though. ; ) <3

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07-09-2009 , 11:22 AM

#67

JasonB85

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This thread could be epic, but it fails without pics of the russian roommates.

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07-09-2009 , 11:31 AM

#68

pillman

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im not going to read any of that. but just wanted to congratulate you on the thread title of the month

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07-09-2009 , 11:52 AM

#69

seeGreen CG

old hand

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in b4/after "Jamaican me crazy"

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07-09-2009 , 12:04 PM

#70

Thrahl

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Also get her to make you some Jerk Chicken, that ****s awesome.

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07-09-2009 , 12:09 PM

#71

JohnnyFondue

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,793

I'm gonna go ahead and have to say it

[x] thread delivers.

We need more quality threads like this around BBV where crazy girls shank guys

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07-09-2009 , 12:12 PM

#72

Mikess2001

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,053

Cliff Notes So Far...

[x] Lives in nasty flop house/apt....rents cheap though im sure
[x] 47 Yr Old Alcoholic White guy is my idol living with 4 chicks
[x] Got desperate and humped Nutty Slutty Jamaican.
[x] Got absolutly Pwned at KFC
[x] Attempted murder commited in said flop house.
[x] Will be assulted/stabbed in sleep
[x] Needs a good lock on bedroom door.
[ ] Will live thru the week
[ ] Pics of Russian chicks
[ ] Pics of old drunk

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07-09-2009 , 02:19 PM

#73

Tapow Dayok

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,121

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

lol knife nits

I can see you've played knifey spoon before.....

How did this post not get more love? No Simpsons's fans out there? I've been laughing at this for almost a full minute now.

Due to popular demand, I'll post a pic of the Russians later. I don't feel great about it though, so I'll probably cover their eyes with MSPaint or something.

Update: At the moment, I'm getting ready to go back into the crazy Jamaican room. She just knocked on my door and says she wants to play cards, so I'm going to go try to smooth things over.

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07-09-2009 , 02:21 PM

#74

rustyshackelford

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Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 350

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

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Update: At the moment, I'm getting ready to go back into the crazy Jamaican room. She just knocked on my door and says she wants to play cards, so I'm going to go try to smooth things over.

May the force be with you!